What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[dontcallme]

If he didn't play for us I guarantee we'd all hate his guts. I'm not talking about off the pitch stuff by the way. Off the pitch he seems to have his shit together and knows what to say and what not to say.

But we would be wrong.

 

[dontcallme]

If he didn't play for us I guarantee we'd all hate his guts. I'm not talking about off the pitch stuff by the way. Off the pitch he seems to have his shit together and knows what to say and what not to say.

But we would be wrong.

 

[double0]

Just reading the comments on the bbc website between West Ham fans and Newcastle fans about who’s a bigger club because of the hammers apparently wanting Benítez....

It brings back memories of when we used to argue with Newcastle fans a few years ago about who was bigger and who was going in the right direction. The stick we got in the Newcastle forums was immense because they believed they were bigger and better. A few years down the line and they’re absolutely chuffed they’re staying in the PL while we grab a CL place for the 3rd year in a row. Aston Villa fans were the same.

Whenever we have a mini shit period where we lose a couple of games during an otherwise excellent season, we could do worse to remember the arguments above and seeing where we are now and where they are now.

I feel for some of the Geordies. No one should have to resort to arguing with West Ham fans about who’s bigger.... No one.

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I used to think Tottenham Aston Villa Ev

He's a bit of a wanker, but he's our wanker.

I hope he continues to be loathed and booed by every single opposition fan base. The more they do it the more he loves to stick two fingers up at them.

My favourite moments this season were when we cupped his ear v Chelsea and Bournemouth after taking the abuse and scoring.

He uses it as fuel, keep giving it to him you muppets.

He has a bit of fire in his belly therefore he's a Wanker... Just can't understand some people's logic.

Ryan Giggs slept with his brothers misses for 8 odd years behind his back I wonder what you call that.

 

[Flashp]

Ryan Giggs slept with his brothers misses for 8 odd years behind his back I wonder what you call that.

Well, it obviously meant he didn't have to take a wank, so not sure what you can call him...

 

[dontcallme]

I used to think Tottenham Aston Villa Ev

He has a bit of fire in his belly therefore he's a Wanker... Just can't understand some people's logic.

Ryan Giggs slept with his brothers misses for 8 odd years behind his back I wonder what you call that.

But Giggs was polite and speaks nicely.

 

[Coyboy]

But Giggs was polite and speaks nicely.

And appears to be white.

 

[FreddieYid]

Ryan Giggs slept with his brothers misses for 8 odd years behind his back I wonder what you call that.

Consistent... but I’m sure that will come to Dele with age.

 

[double0]

It’s a crying shame you all have such a low opinion our Dele... he has no chance lol

 

[slartibartfast]

And appears to be white.

Really? You're playing the race card.?
Poor show old chap
Apologies if i'm missing something.

 

[mightyspur]

And appears to be white.

Diego Costa is white. He's a wanker.

 

[Coyboy]

Diego Costa is white. He's a wanker.

I don't know his racial make up but I don't disagree that he's a wanker.

Point being that I didn't really make very well, is that Giggs and Alli are both mixed race. Both of their fathers are West African, I believe. But Alli "looks" black enough for the Daily Heil and the general racist populace of the UK and so is seen as a "wanker" etc, also because he has a charisma and intelligence that gets people's back up. But if he were "white" he would be seen differently.

See the Hate Mail's awful and embarrassing harassment of Raheem Sterling as another example.

 

[ajspurs]

This had me laughing I'm not gonna lie

 

[Yid-ol]

This had me laughing I'm not gonna lie

Found that better than the dele one. It was jan's comment to think of a quiet place... Like the Emirates

 

[Don_Felipe]

If only there was a clue in those six names as to which manager West Ham are most likely to end up with...

Pochettino
Paulo Fonseca
Rafa Benitez
David Moyes
Pellegrini
Wenger

That my friend, is genius *doffs cap*

 

[ajspurs]

Found that better than the dele one. It was jan's comment to think of a quiet place... Like the Emirates

Yeah as did I, Dele's was funny in the helicopter but not greatly after that. This one had me cracked up and even laughing at the little Spurs and Belgium digs. Dembele grabbing the Everton contract when dangled in front of him Jan laughing at the 'third best Dembele' singing Both of them fully alert and evasive when they saw the snake

 

[Matrix]

Jack Whitehall is a word that gets ya banned

Guy is an absolute tool. Fu*k knows how he made it as a comedian, surely you actually have to be funny? Just talks a lot of bolloc*ks and thinks he’s Michael McIntyre. Having a dig at someone’s speech impediment shows the measure of the tw*t to get a cheap laugh.

 

[sausage]

Guy is an absolute tool. Fu*k knows how he made it as a comedian, surely you actually have to be funny? Just talks a lot of bolloc*ks and thinks he’s Michael McIntyre. Having a dig at someone’s speech impediment shows the measure of the tw*t to get a cheap laugh.

I remember him being funny before he became popular, then his act became derivative. Nothing original about him these days

 

[dirtyh]

may i just welcome sausage to the forum and congratulate him (or her) on the best username ever

and yes, fuck jack whitehall. he's just not funny......

 

[parj]

Found that better than the dele one. It was jan's comment to think of a quiet place... Like the Emirates

This was so funny. Banter done right

 

[Sevens]

I don't know his racial make up but I don't disagree that he's a wanker.

Point being that I didn't really make very well, is that Giggs and Alli are both mixed race. Both of their fathers are West African, I believe. But Alli "looks" black enough for the Daily Heil and the general racist populace of the UK and so is seen as a "wanker" etc, also because he has a charisma and intelligence that gets people's back up. But if he were "white" he would be seen differently.

See the Hate Mail's awful and embarrassing harassment of Raheem Sterling as another example.

Robbie Savage? Charlie Adam? David Beckham (after WC98)?

Dele Alli is very much in the mould of a Robbie Savage, Denis Wise, Paul Ince etc. And by that I mean if he plays for your team you love him but if he plays for the opposition you think he is a wanker. Alli is niggly, dirty, cheats and verbally winds up opposition players. He may be a lovely boy off of the pitch but on the pitch he IS a wanker. He just happens to be our wanker. His skin colour has NOTHING to do with anything.