What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[JCRD]

You know, most people hate Arsenal, the majority hate Chelscum and West Spam but in my view the most detestable and delusional set of fans are Liverscum fans. Most self entitled victim mentality - ****s. I dont take football all that seriously although i do love it but im not going to start arguing about who is better than who etc so i just wish they would realise it for themselves. They can argue about a certain player even though the chances are that player couldnt care less about them. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

rant over

 

[Jgplk1]

From Redcafe
Lads, it’s Tottenham. We’ll smash these cnuts at OT.

I wish I had your positivity but once you start falling behind a team who don't drop points that's it. City didn't lose until January last season.

Is it possible to sell most of our team before this game and field a youth side? Feck whichever clubs voted to close the deadline early.

We could just ask the women's team to play instead then.

Hate that we have to wait so long before we can make up for that horror show in our last game.

Yawn. Glad I gave my season tickets away.

I think the tides turning against mourinho, I can see the crowd groaning and screaming to attack if we just keep playing joseball. I know we should be happy with a 1-0. But I don’t think that’s going to be enough to satisfy the fans.

Monday night? feck off.
I expect us to beat spurs at home.

I’ve never ever been in that group of people that want to see United lose so that the manager will get sacked/be put under pressure to leave - but if we win this the pressure will be right off Mourinho and the backwards cnut will stay for the season. If Zidane is truly interested we need to get him in as soon as possible.

We all know Mourinho is an excellent manager, but he’s without a doubt lost his edge. He’s the most predictable manager in the league, he plays boring defensive shite, he belittles his players and fails to motivate the side when we’re down. I just can’t see any reason for him to carry on.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

From Redcafe
Lads, it’s Tottenham. We’ll smash these cnuts at OT.

I wish I had your positivity but once you start falling behind a team who don't drop points that's it. City didn't lose until January last season.

Is it possible to sell most of our team before this game and field a youth side? Feck whichever clubs voted to close the deadline early.

We could just ask the women's team to play instead then.

Hate that we have to wait so long before we can make up for that horror show in our last game.

Yawn. Glad I gave my season tickets away.

I think the tides turning against mourinho, I can see the crowd groaning and screaming to attack if we just keep playing joseball. I know we should be happy with a 1-0. But I don’t think that’s going to be enough to satisfy the fans.

Monday night? feck off.
I expect us to beat spurs at home.

I’ve never ever been in that group of people that want to see United lose so that the manager will get sacked/be put under pressure to leave - but if we win this the pressure will be right off Mourinho and the backwards cnut will stay for the season. If Zidane is truly interested we need to get him in as soon as possible.

We all know Mourinho is an excellent manager, but he’s without a doubt lost his edge. He’s the most predictable manager in the league, he plays boring defensive shite, he belittles his players and fails to motivate the side when we’re down. I just can’t see any reason for him to carry on.

The most interesting one of those for me was the one where he says even if they won, a 1-0 might not be enough.
Last season it was enough for him/them. It was such a tediuos game, they bored us in to submission then bragged about the win with useless stats like "spurs didn't have a shot on target in the 2nd half"
That was enough to make them feel significant, when the truth is, they won in the same way WBA won at the Hawthorns. They parked the bus and stole it late on.

The fact one of them thinks they'll be in sight of City at any point of the season is hilarious. They won't finish in the top 3 this season. Possibly even not the top 4.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Anyway - why the actual fuck do they cut the crusts off the sandwiches for afternoon tea? I'm not 4.

They probably assumed you were a posh ponce as you were having afternoon tea and it's well known that posh ponces can't tolerate crusts. Eating crusts make them feel poor and wreaks havoc with their delicate digestive tracts.

 

[Lighty64]

I can never understand why Liverpool fans are so obsessed with us and Harry Kane.

that topic has been a little eventful last couple of days

 

[Metalhead]

From Redcafe
Lads, it’s Tottenham. We’ll smash these cnuts at OT.

I wish I had your positivity but once you start falling behind a team who don't drop points that's it. City didn't lose until January last season.

Is it possible to sell most of our team before this game and field a youth side? Feck whichever clubs voted to close the deadline early.

We could just ask the women's team to play instead then.

Hate that we have to wait so long before we can make up for that horror show in our last game.

Yawn. Glad I gave my season tickets away.

I think the tides turning against mourinho, I can see the crowd groaning and screaming to attack if we just keep playing joseball. I know we should be happy with a 1-0. But I don’t think that’s going to be enough to satisfy the fans.

Monday night? feck off.
I expect us to beat spurs at home.

I’ve never ever been in that group of people that want to see United lose so that the manager will get sacked/be put under pressure to leave - but if we win this the pressure will be right off Mourinho and the backwards cnut will stay for the season. If Zidane is truly interested we need to get him in as soon as possible.

We all know Mourinho is an excellent manager, but he’s without a doubt lost his edge. He’s the most predictable manager in the league, he plays boring defensive shite, he belittles his players and fails to motivate the side when we’re down. I just can’t see any reason for him to carry on.

Surprised that some of the united fans are so confident. It's not the Spurs of the 1990s anymore.

 

[Gbspurs]

Surprised that some of the united fans are so confident. It's not the Spurs of the 1990s anymore.

It still seems they do us more often than not, especially at OT. I was super confident before the Semi final and look what happened then.

 

[Metalhead]

It still seems they do us more often than not, especially at OT. I was super confident before the Semi final and look what happened then.

When you read comments like that top one it really makes you hope that we get a good result.

 

[Marty]

Surprised that some of the united fans are so confident. It's not the Spurs of the 1990s anymore.

We won twice in a row at OT under AVB and Sherwood and since we've lost 3-0 once and 1-0 three times running. I'd be confident too with that sort of recent record.

 

[robertgoulet]

We won twice in a row at OT under AVB and Sherwood and since we've lost 3-0 once and 1-0 three times running. I'd be confident too with that sort of recent record.

Man U fan sits right across from me at work, he thinks that we're going to throttle them on Monday. I'm hoping he's right!

 

[RichieS]

Man U fan sits right across from me at work, he thinks that we're going to throttle them on Monday. I'm hoping he's right!

I just can't see anything other than a parked bus playing for set pieces. 0-0 or 1-0 either way imo.

 

[5|>ur$]

Alli and Kane have more touches in the opponents penalty box (31) than the entire Manchester United squad (30). Tottenham have a total of 75 touches so far.

I honestly think we're gonna get embarrassed.

Park the bus. feck beautiful football we need to start winning. Smalling a must. Fellaini a must.

Strangely if we can stop Kane we can stop anyone...We will stop Kane...just not anyone else

If Spurs turn up and Poch gets his tactics right we're going to seriously struggle.
Eriksen, Kane, Alli and Trippier will have a field day against us if we play like we did against Brighton.

Lads, I'm worried.

I think we will get battered by Tottenham, but manage to hold on for a 2-0 loss. Mourino will not criticise his players, 'don't have the right attitude' Pogba will be enacting scenes from Dragon ball Z with Big rom and small Sanchez, and we will be raging here at Redcafe. Just another day at the office.

Atleast old man Rooney is lighting up the MLS.

We usually bring down Spurs to our level by slowing their game down and making their forwards invisible. Then we score a freak goal, after which the game descends into a stupor until the last 20 minutes when Spurs put some pressure on us, Eriksen creates a dangerous chance and one of their forwards hits the post. 1-0 FT.

Reckon a similar game this time. Could be 1-1 or 0-0 as well, but 1-0 is what I am hoping for obviously.

Feels very weird to be anticipating a game against Tottenham at home where we aren’t huge favourites to win. I know it’s been like that for a good four years now but it still feels strange, we used to batter them year in year out and now they are basically at a similar if not higher level than us.

I've more confidence in us beating spurs than any of the relegation fodder.

Time to give someone else the armband.
No Captain Pogwash on Monday night.

Depends on who is available, but I would really want to drop Fred for this one. Not the time to be rash and clumsy on the ball, so a player like Herrera would be much better. Matic - Herrera - Pogba, our go-to guys for games like these.

 

[NinjaTuna]

Alli and Kane have more touches in the opponents penalty box (31) than the entire Manchester United squad (30). Tottenham have a total of 75 touches so far.

I honestly think we're gonna get embarrassed.

Park the bus. feck beautiful football we need to start winning. Smalling a must. Fellaini a must.

Strangely if we can stop Kane we can stop anyone...We will stop Kane...just not anyone else

If Spurs turn up and Poch gets his tactics right we're going to seriously struggle.
Eriksen, Kane, Alli and Trippier will have a field day against us if we play like we did against Brighton.

Lads, I'm worried.

I think we will get battered by Tottenham, but manage to hold on for a 2-0 loss. Mourino will not criticise his players, 'don't have the right attitude' Pogba will be enacting scenes from Dragon ball Z with Big rom and small Sanchez, and we will be raging here at Redcafe. Just another day at the office.

Atleast old man Rooney is lighting up the MLS.

We usually bring down Spurs to our level by slowing their game down and making their forwards invisible. Then we score a freak goal, after which the game descends into a stupor until the last 20 minutes when Spurs put some pressure on us, Eriksen creates a dangerous chance and one of their forwards hits the post. 1-0 FT.

Reckon a similar game this time. Could be 1-1 or 0-0 as well, but 1-0 is what I am hoping for obviously.

Feels very weird to be anticipating a game against Tottenham at home where we aren’t huge favourites to win. I know it’s been like that for a good four years now but it still feels strange, we used to batter them year in year out and now they are basically at a similar if not higher level than us.

I've more confidence in us beating spurs than any of the relegation fodder.

Time to give someone else the armband.
No Captain Pogwash on Monday night.

Depends on who is available, but I would really want to drop Fred for this one. Not the time to be rash and clumsy on the ball, so a player like Herrera would be much better. Matic - Herrera - Pogba, our go-to guys for games like these.

Weird to think this is being said by Utd fans about Spurs. We've come a long way since "Lads, it's Tottenham"

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

I call Bullshit. You sat there like the well trained husband you are, enjoying your tea and cucumber sandwiches and sneaked occasional glances at your phone. C'mon fess up.

It’s a high class ponce that enjoys tea, and one’s poncification is complete if one avoids football updates too

 

[EmperorKabir]

I've edited the starter post with links to other fan forum threads on us.

 

[HailKingLevy]

It’s a high class ponce that enjoys tea, and one’s poncification is complete if one avoids football updates too

.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

I don't like tea. I had coffee.

Every time this comes back up I get irked that they cut the crust off the sandwiches. The crust is by far and away the best bit of a sandwich.

 

[mark87]

I don't like tea. I had coffee.

Every time this comes back up I get irked that they cut the crust off the sandwiches. The crust is by far and away the best bit of a sandwich.

You need to seek help.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

You need to seek help.

From CNN - and again, I'm not 4

You Shouldn't Cut Off the Bread's Crust. It's Full of Vitamins.
The truth is: In a 2002 German study, researchers found that the baking process produces a novel type of cancer-fighting antioxidant in bread that is eight times more abundant in the crust than in the crumb. That said, it's more important to serve whole-wheat bread, with or without the crust, because it's all around higher in nutrients, such as fiber, says New York City nutritionist Keri Glassman, author of The O2 Diet ($25, amazon.com). Make sure the ingredients list "100% whole-wheat flour." Breads simply labeled "wheat" are usually made with a mixture of enriched white flour and whole-wheat flour and have less fiber.

 

[hughy]

I don't like tea. I had coffee.

Every time this comes back up I get irked that they cut the crust off the sandwiches. The crust is by far and away the best bit of a sandwich.

Only top-side crust. Bottom-side crust can eat a dick.