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mattyspurs

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Shall we start a new thread called @riggi watch, just to make sure he’s ok over the next couple of weeks? You can all take it in turn to do the shifts ?
 

Lighty64

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just had a quick butchers at Kumb and come across this

Re: ⚽ West Ham Utd v Tottenham Hotspur: match thread (20/10)

by UptonLeft on Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:29 pm

TommyHammer wrote:​
You would put their support below arsenal and Liverpool supporters??​
However bad they are they have to go a long way to get anywhere close to these gonks​


Absolutely. Don’t generally have a problem with Gooners, plus they gave us one of the most sublime sides the Premier League has ever seen when Henry, Pires, Viera etc were in their pomp. Not even the scousers bother me.

But Spurs, they’ve won **** all, yet indeed think they’re a big club. Muppets the lot of ‘em.

obviously can’t be that old, as since they last won a trophy we have won the FA cup 3 times, the League cup twice and the UEFA cup
 
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Gb160

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Someone on TFC made a list of 20 things why West Ham are the ultimate banter club, this has hurt some of their feelings on Kumb so they're trying to make their own lists on why we are ****s:
1) They are Spurs
2) They haven't won the league for nearly 60 years yet they insist they are contenders every year
3) They haven't won a trophy for 10 years and are never favourites to do so despite claiming they are nailed on
4) They think they are our 'cup final' and no other game all season matters to us
5) Their all time hero (Greaves) was kept out of the 1966 final side by a Hammer who scored a hat trick
6) They rent a red and white stadium that is murder to get to
7) Their stadium build in general
8) They have won f**k all and yet this is the best period ever for them
9) They thought being above Arsenal was world beating
10) They have finished in the top four three times and think they are 'up there' with Barca'
11) They get dumped out of Europe every season
12) We have a better record at their rented stadium than they do
13) They have to pay for their stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Moussa Sissoko 100k a week.
15) In the last 10 seasons they finished with the same trophies as us
16) The only time they go to Europe in the back end of the season is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Daniel Levy
18) They have happy clappy flags for all to try and create an atmosphere at Wembley.
19) They have a Gazza reunion even though he signed for Lazio and smashed his leg up before he won anything with them
20) They are Spurs

Although a couple of them you can't really argue with (6 especially) , most of them are just stupid....how can they laugh at anyones stadium ffs.
Also how the fuck can they laugh at our owners?...when they're owned by a Poundland version of Larry Flint.
 

Shadydan

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Someone on TFC made a list of 20 things why West Ham are the ultimate banter club, this has hurt some of their feelings on Kumb so they're trying to make their own lists on why we are ****s:


Although a couple of them you can't really argue with (6 especially) , most of them are just stupid....how can they laugh at anyones stadium ffs.
Also how the fuck can they laugh at our owners?...when they're owned by a Poundland version of Larry Flint.

Please post the West Ham list, please.
 

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Someone on TFC made a list of 20 things why West Ham are the ultimate banter club, this has hurt some of their feelings on Kumb so they're trying to make their own lists on why we are ****s:


Although a couple of them you can't really argue with (6 especially) , most of them are just stupid....how can they laugh at anyones stadium ffs.
Also how the fuck can they laugh at our owners?...when they're owned by a Poundland version of Larry Flint.
Number 7 is hilarious for a club that doesn't have a home and never will
 

Gb160

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Please post the West Ham list, please.
TFC said:
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) In the last 2 seasons they finished 35 & 41 points behind us.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
 

TheChosenOne

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Someone on TFC made a list of 20 things why West Ham are the ultimate banter club, this has hurt some of their feelings on Kumb so they're trying to make their own lists on why we are ****s:


Although a couple of them you can't really argue with (6 especially) , most of them are just stupid....how can they laugh at anyones stadium ffs.
Also how the fuck can they laugh at our owners?...when they're owned by a Poundland version of Larry Flint.

With regard to No.5 (Jimmy Greaves)

Greaves played in the first 3 group matches, against Mexico, Uruguay and France. He was injured in the France match and got 14 stitches in his leg which gave Hurst the chance to claim the strikers spot. Ramsey stayed with Hurst and history shows it worked. Three goals in a world cup final. Can't argue with that. But the myth that he was the better player kind of sucks.
 

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With regard to No.5 (Jimmy Greaves)

Greaves played in the first 3 group matches, against Mexico, Uruguay and France. He was injured in the France match and got 14 stitches in his leg which gave Hurst the chance to claim the strikers spot. Ramsey stayed with Hurst and history shows it worked. Three goals in a world cup final. Can't argue with that. But the myth that he was the better player kind of sucks.

a fellow taxi driver in Hertford always brings up "we won the WC", I reply they don't play a 5 a side WC
 

TheChosenOne

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8) They have won f**k all and yet this is the best period ever for them.

Won every domestic trophy at least once, won the UEFA cup twice, the European Cup Winners Cup and even the famous Anglo-Italian Cup plus the Peace Cup.

Eejits.
 

TheChosenOne

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a fellow taxi driver in Hertford always brings up "we won the WC", I reply they don't play a 5 a side WC

Whenever I hear that old one I like to remind them that the England manager Sir Alf was an ex Spurs player.
 

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I find the best way to wind up west ham supporters is to mention the fact that their greatest ever player desperately wanted to leave them to come to Spurs and was denied by their manager. By all accounts he hated the club for that.

That tends to get them going. When I said this to my mate, his 100% genuine reply was ‘but we took Matthew Etherington from you and when he joined he said it was nice to finally play for a big club’.
 

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I find the best way to wind up west ham supporters is to mention the fact that their greatest ever player desperately wanted to leave them to come to Spurs and was denied by their manager. By all accounts he hated the club for that.
Not only that, they treated him like shit from the day that he left until he died. Then, and only then, did they make a big fuss of him and immortalise him at the club and around the stadium.

Not only stupid, myopic knuckle-draggers, but hypocritical ones too.
 

TheChosenOne

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Not only that, they treated him like shit from the day that he left until he died. Then, and only then, did they make a big fuss of him and immortalise him at the club and around the stadium.

Not only stupid, myopic knuckle-draggers, but hypocritical ones too.


There is a campaign going at the moment to get a statue of Billy Bonds erected - at the site of the old Boleyn Ground. - How quaint.
 

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Bobby Moore never went back to the ground on a personal level after retirement, only as a commentator.
 
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