What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[spurious1]

I think I'm starting to like Inter. Their fans seem to resemble ours.

 

[Gurahl]

Oh yes we all blame bald guys!

 

[spurs mental]

haha

I can certainly see you using that last line in your opening gambit of the ITK Discussion during the next few transfer windows

 

[dagraham]

Spalletti is the ultimate pussy, I wish someone @ Inter gives him a metalballs as a christmas gift, to get the point.

For some reason, no matter how many times I looked at this I read it as meatballs.... I’ve now wasted 10 mins of my life trying to work out the connotations of sending meatballs as a Xmas present.

 

[teok]

For some reason, no matter how many times I looked at this I read it as meatballs.... I’ve now wasted 10 mins of my life trying to work out the connotations of sending meatballs as a Xmas present.

I imagine this as some mafia type situation where sending meatballs is some old school style warning that they are going to kill you.

 

[mark87]

How is it when we qualify from the group stages I still get abuse from gooners?

HARRY REDKNAPP WAS WON MORE IN THREE WEEKS THAN SPURS HAVE IN FOUR YEARS HAHAHAHA.

He says its just rivalry, its not, it's fucking obsession.

And he's a scrawny little twat, I'd fucking destroy him if there was no such thing as a law.

 

[Flashp]

Quite a sweary bunch once miffed aren't they.

They seem to have a quite unhealthy obsession with wanting to fuck their manager. And it's obviously a hate fuck.

 

[dagraham]

I imagine this as some mafia type situation where sending meatballs is some old school style warning that they are going to kill you.

Spalletti sleeps with the fishes.

 

[Woland]

For some reason, no matter how many times I looked at this I read it as meatballs.... I’ve now wasted 10 mins of my life trying to work out the connotations of sending meatballs as a Xmas present.

Ah, it's simple: Spalletti = Spaghetti +

Spoiler: [Sauce]

 

[Gb160]

How is it when we qualify from the group stages I still get abuse from gooners?

HARRY REDKNAPP WAS WON MORE IN THREE WEEKS THAN SPURS HAVE IN FOUR YEARS HAHAHAHA.

He says its just rivalry, its not, it's fucking obsession.

And he's a scrawny little twat, I'd fucking destroy him if there was no such thing as a law.

As I've done twice this morning, simply send this image, with the single word:
Enjoy

 

[alexis]

How is it when we qualify from the group stages I still get abuse from gooners?

HARRY REDKNAPP WAS WON MORE IN THREE WEEKS THAN SPURS HAVE IN FOUR YEARS HAHAHAHA.

He says its just rivalry, its not, it's fucking obsession.

And he's a scrawny little twat, I'd fucking destroy him if there was no such thing as a law.

If you don’t get caught there isn’t

 

[Mr.D]

As I've done twice this morning, simply send this image, with the single word:
Enjoy
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I don't get it. Please explain.

 

[dirtyh]

I don't get it. Please explain.

carrier bag = fc qarabag

?

 

[Japhet]

Took a look at KUMB to see if any West Ham fans were wishing us happiness and health during our game against Barcelona, and on their forums they have general football discussion threads to discuss The Other Games [Insert Date Range Here].

Strangely their most recent thread of that type was for The Other Games 8th-10th December... it's almost like they don't realise that teams of a certain standard also play midweek fixtures against European opposition. How strange.

They've never heard of Europe. Probably think it's on another planet. Knuckle draggers.

 

[archiewasking]

The Inter fans over on forzainterforums sure are an eloquent bunch:

Seriously, fuck Spalletti. This game was the easiest lay up ever. He should GTFO after winter break.

Bunch of losers. That's what they are.

Fuck this shit. These fuckers dont deserve to get one fucking spectator till the end if the season. Fuck the players and fuxk spalletti, fuck fucking everyrhing. Fuckers.

Can't even achieve the simple task of beating PSV. You can all burn. Spalletti, you deserve to rot in mediocrity you fucking coward. You are on the same level of cowardice as Mazzarri.

fuck this shit... fuck inter, fuck barcelona, even fuck napoli... they are the same shit

This season is ruined. There is no way back.

I have never been more let down by this club than right now. This is fucking pathetic

This is such a depressing shit.
Fuck you Asamoah. Fuck you Valero. Fuck you Martinez. Fuck you Spalletti. And fuck you Nainggolan.

Lets hope tottenham plays with rubentus in the next round

Spalletti is a piece of shit pussy ass never won anything 'coach' with boiled eggs as his cojones. Fuck a donkey you bald fuck.

Tottingshit was quite lucky tho.

Late winner vs PSV, quite lucky win vs Inter (a draw would have been more deserved) and they got Barca at a moment where they were qualified....

That said we just had to win vs PSV and didnt manage to do it. Yes it was a little bit unlucky as we were better the whole game and had our fair amount of chances but you have to win anyway.

I heard a special one is at risk in Manchester, bring him back!

Really impressed at how good their English is.

 

[Marty]

Still, to be fair to the Inter fans, they always knew this would be a tough group that would go down to the wire.

I mean, it's not as if they thought they'd already qualified when Vecino scored that late winner against us.

Oh...

Not to piss on your chips but the dates on that tattoo refer to Vecino's winner against Lazio in the last game of last season, the goal that sent them to the CL this season.

 

[dimiSpur]

They've never heard of Europe. Probably think it's on another planet. Knuckle draggers.

They fucking have heard of Europe. They're the ****s that voted for Brexit

 

['O Zio]

I don't get it. Please explain.

carrier bag = Qarabag = Arsenal's next opponents in the Europa League

 

[Japhet]

They fucking have heard of Europe. They're the ****s that voted for Brexit

They only voted for Brexit because they thought 'We're never in Europe and never will be. Why should anyone else'.

 

[Locotoro]

Ah yes, I remember that now - back when Blackpool were in the Premier League.

"See those 20 players you pay thousands of pounds to each week to kick a ball about? Well, they aren't good enough to play against Aston Villa. If you don't play Brett Ormerod - even though he's broken his leg - you'll be fined!"

Did anyone else read that with a west country accent?