What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[Nine while nine]

A fighting cockerel will fuck up a damn Cormorant any day of the week

As you note, cockerels are bred for fighting and Spurs showed their fighting spirit in the second half against Ajax. But what does wiki have to say about the cormorant? What is their main attribute?

“They are excellent divers.”

 

[teedee]

These lot are something else

They missed putting the apostrophe in 'birds'!

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

I can't find a more suitable thread for this , so here it is. Well said, Hector.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...alls-on-sport-to-oppose-alabama-abortion-ban?

Interesting that of the two 'dislikes' to this, one made their first post and has since deleted their account, and the other is from Florida.

 

[hellava_tough]

Hmmm...

They need to start the last line with 'And', to make it flow better

 

[Gb160]

Interesting that of the two 'dislikes' to this, one made their first post and has since deleted their account, and the other is from Florida.

Y'all-Qaeda.

 

[Drink!Drink!]

A memo to ourselves...and waving to any Liverpool fans doing a reverse what are our opponents saying about us.

This, oh they lost a final last year so that means the experience of losing somehow is a factor in their favour being in another final a year later.

Can I draw everyone's attention to the 1991 American football final....the superbowl:

1991 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills

and then

1992 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills

and then

1993 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills

and then...I mean the scales by now must be SO FAR tipped in the Bills' favour....

1994 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills

Let that slowly ferment in their heads for another two weeks

 

[riggi]

Hmmm...

Absolute unadulterated aids.

 

[Flashspur]

it is its supposed to be a Cormorant

It is now

 

[mark87]

Hmmm...

I'm genuinely surprised they didn't put 6 times

 

[guiltyparty]

To scale

 

[michaelden]

These lot are something else

Ow.

 

[michaelden]

Yeah it's an ugly water bird who specializes in wading around in brakkish sewage ponds. Apt

My response *EDIT: beaten to the punch by @Nine while nine

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

I had a cockerel as a child and it was a nasty evil well 'ard bastard of a ****ing bird - really vicious! At one time it pierced it's spur through my shin, around the bone, and then out the other side.......the little fucker had to be unhooked from my leg whilst it lacerated my wrist with it's free leg - blood every where and afterwards it just stood atop it's shed and stared at me.........tasted good though!

 

[Lilbaz]

I had a cockerel as a child and it was a nasty evil well 'ard bastard of a ****ing bird - really vicious! At one time it pierced it's spur through my shin, around the bone, and then out the other side.......the little fucker had to be unhooked from my leg whilst it lacerated my wrist with it's free leg - blood every where and afterwards it just stood atop it's shed and stared at me.........tasted good though!

You got beat up by a chicken?

 

[CantSmileWithoutYou]

I had a cockerel as a child and it was a nasty evil well 'ard bastard of a ****ing bird - really vicious! At one time it pierced it's spur through my shin, around the bone, and then out the other side.......the little fucker had to be unhooked from my leg whilst it lacerated my wrist with it's free leg - blood every where and afterwards it just stood atop it's shed and stared at me.........tasted good though!

Up until the "tasted good though", it reminded me of Graham Roberts vs Charlie Nicholas...

 

[TheBlueRooster]

it is its supposed to be a Cormorant

Yeah but it's not a real bird it's the Liver Bird. A Cormorant cross Eagle mythical bird. But a petition may be called for to make it a real bird.

 

[Col_M]

I had a cockerel as a child and it was a nasty evil well 'ard bastard of a ****ing bird - really vicious! At one time it pierced it's spur through my shin, around the bone, and then out the other side.......the little fucker had to be unhooked from my leg whilst it lacerated my wrist with it's free leg - blood every where and afterwards it just stood atop it's shed and stared at me.........tasted good though!

Something something taste of cock something

 

[TheBlueRooster]

I had a cockerel as a child and it was a nasty evil well 'ard bastard of a ****ing bird - really vicious! At one time it pierced it's spur through my shin, around the bone, and then out the other side.......the little fucker had to be unhooked from my leg whilst it lacerated my wrist with it's free leg - blood every where and afterwards it just stood atop it's shed and stared at me.........tasted good though!

We had two Rhode Island Reds, big buggers they were (Tom and Jerry) and surprisingly they didn't fight as there were enough hens to go around. One day the teamed up to see off a St.Bernard that got into the chicken field. The dog didn't mean any harm but these two stood between him and the hens until we came and rescued him.

We had a Siamese cat who kept well away from that field the only thing she was afraid of was those two.

 

[JW72]

1991 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills
1992 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills
1993 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills
1994 Losing finalists: Buffalo Bills

I see your Buffalo Bills and raise you snooker’s Jimmy White...

1990 World Championship losing finalist
1991 World Championship losing finalist
1992 World Championship losing finalist
1993 World Championship losing finalist
1994 World Championship losing finalist

 

[Lighty64]

As you note, cockerels are bred for fighting and Spurs showed their fighting spirit in the second half against Ajax. But what does wiki have to say about the cormorant? What is their main attribute?

“They are excellent divers.”

thank fuck for VAR