What the pundits & media are saying about us

[slartibartfast]

I was searching through threads relating to Chelsea yesterday looking for 'Lets all laugh' so I could post ssomething.
Anyway in my search I found a lot of old crap from seasons gone relating to supposed transfers and interest etc.
Quite laughable really.
Reminded me not to get my panties in a bunch regarding any bullshit that may/will spring forward this window.

 

[glospur]

What should Klopp do, according to Silly Stan.





More hilarity here: just-sign-spurs-trio-for-150m-klopp

Not only that, but this pearler as well.

https://twitter.com/StanCollymore/status/1001211431138877442

Edit: I have no idea how to embed tweets on this. I thought just posting the link worked?

The text from Collymore in the tweet says:

Lets see how much you eventually get for Eriksen and Alli. Eriksen, £60m max, and I font see any Real or Barca interest. Alli, another season like this, Spanish giants will offer peanuts abd my guess he'd agitate to go, forcing Spurs hand. Best player WC? Might get £90m

 

[olliec]

He's at it again...

What a C You Next Tuesday

 

[double0]

Stan is on the wind up...harmless fun.
He was entertaining when on Talkshit

 

[Shadydan]

Collymore is obviously trolling, why is everyone so triggered?

 

[Gb160]

He's wrong anyway. Levy can dictate the market as he can just say that none of the players are for sale. Just like Steve Parish at Palace can dictate the market for Zaha even though Palace finished way below us and don't have the global appeal of Spurs.

Exactly, when we sold Bale we commanded a world record fee from the biggest club in the world.
That's the dictionary definition of dictating the market.

Having 3/4 of Egyptians following them on twitter makes fuck all difference.

 

[Danners9]

Collymore has a show on Russia Today. Looks like he's adopted their style in his tweets too.

 

[Reprobate]

Collymore can't make up his mind which set of y fronts he's gonna wear each morning, the villa ones? The Liverpool ones? Rangers? Celtic? He says northern football fans are better fans than southerners, says Liverpool can walk into Tottenham and buy whoever they want, bla bla. Even if he shut his mouth and listened to others just once in a while, it'd be easier to take him seriously

 

[dontcallme]

Collymore is obviously trolling, why is everyone so triggered?

Because internet

 

[absolute bobbins]

He's at it again...

The funniest thing about this is that Stan has either been watching Bloomberg or has been binging on the box set of Silicon Valley. He threw in “dictate the market” to make it seem like he actually is still relevant or understands the mechanics but in reality he’s groping around (some car park) in the dark, more akin to Russ Hanneman than Betty Liu

 

[Wellspurs]

Old Stan is actually a Holt End Villa fan who are currently losing 800k a week and only Grealish worth any dosh?

 

[yiddopaul]

Collymore can't make up his mind which set of y fronts he's gonna wear each morning, the villa ones? The Liverpool ones? Rangers? Celtic? He says northern football fans are better fans than southerners, says Liverpool can walk into Tottenham and buy whoever they want, bla bla. Even if he shut his mouth and listened to others just once in a while, it'd be easier to take him seriously

HaHa, even United can't do that. And they're a proper big club

 

[PLTuck]

The thread that just keeps giving.

 

[ajspurs]

Danny Mills on SSN saying that a contract means nothing and if Pochettino wants to go and Madrid are willing to pay the money then who knows what will happen and we'll have to watch the situation. Guess he's just chosen to ignore all reports that Madrid are looking elsewhere then.

 

[Insomnia]

Danny Mills on SSN saying that a contract means nothing and if Pochettino wants to go and Madrid are willing to pay the money then who knows what will happen and we'll have to watch the situation. Guess he's just chosen to ignore all reports that Madrid are looking elsewhere then.

Danny Mills is a

 

[absolute bobbins]

Danny Mills is a

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The bag is missing an ‘N’

 

[SlotBadger]

The bag is missing an ‘N’

"Think cut"?

Oh, I'll cut him all right!

 

[oohaahedgar]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...ontract-tottenham-ambitions-silence-doubters/
I hate The Sun but this is a good article.

 

[Gb160]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...ontract-tottenham-ambitions-silence-doubters/
I hate The Sun but this is a good article.

Liptons a Yid, no doubt their other hacks go with the 'contacts mean nothing' narrative.
Fuck them.

 

[Shadydan]

Someone copy and paste please, don't really want to give them a click.