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FITZ

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May 17, 2004
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Just seen a LinkedIn post advertising an opportunity to be a league one team's shirt sponsor - priced £80k.

Got me thinking of you were rich enough to have that cash lying around what's the best/funniest thing that you would put on the front. Obviously something that would be printable.
 

Sum Monsterism

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Jun 12, 2012
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Put the name of their fiercest rivals on the shirt.

That'll piss of all 938 of their average home attendance. Money well spent. :woot:
 

riggi

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michaelden

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Aug 13, 2004
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I'd take a pic of my Shihtzu, style it up like a Che Guevara poster, and have him on their shirts. Make my doggie famous!
 

TaoistMonkey

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I always thought "London Pride" would be a great sponsor for Spurs if we didn't need load of money.

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SUIYHA

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Nothing will ever be funnier than Newcastle getting on Sports Direct (owned by their owner) as a free sponsor (including the stadium) just when things were going well as a way to show the "advertising potential" of sponsoring the club, then announcing they were getting rid of it to the delight of the fans only to replace it with Wonga :LOL:
 

AmericanSpur

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I would include a PSA of some kind. Off the top of my head it would be to either "Never go full RAWK" or "We own our stadium" to shoot jabs at delusional PL club fans. I could see the fans supporting my own self interests as well.
 

nuttynoah

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Jul 21, 2004
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I always thought "London Pride" would be a great sponsor for Spurs if we didn't need load of money.

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Holstein Pils always difficult to beat for me.

Ideally I'd get billionaire Lewis to sponsor the team and have no logo. Just the Spurs badge, pure and simple.
 

Ionman34

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Jun 1, 2011
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Start a property development company called White Hart Lane Holdings then get the naming rights for the stadium.
 

RichieS

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Dec 23, 2004
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I remember @bomberH doing a mockup showing Mark Clattenburg sponsored by well-known company "****y Fucknut". It made me laugh quite a lot (which is why I remember it). So maybe I'd go with that.
 
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