Which SC'er should manage Spurs?

[Archibald&Crooks]

Daniel Levy has just snorted some dodgy substabce or another, taken leave of his senses as well as his hair and has decided to give the gig to an SC'er "fuck it" he squeeked. "Them ****s think they know what they are on about, time to put up or shut up", then he collapsed in a (small) heap, was picked up by two dwarves, put into a small Adidas satchel and driven home. More happened afterwards involving several females from the cast of 'The Island', a camel, two 75yr old lollypop ladies and Joey Essex, but more of that another time.

Anyway, on with the thread…….For example, @yankspurs because his half time rants would be epic?

Which Spurs Community user should get the gig and why?

 

[beats1]

@Spurger King - because of his philosophy

 

[Chris12]

@Blake Griffin because he has such an eye for talent he has a 96% rate of spotting. Can't beat that.

 

[SteveH]

I'm not putting myself forward, I have to look after my pot plants

 

[Geyzer Soze]

@roosh

Because ftw

 

[Blackcanary]

I'm not putting myself forward, I have to look after my pot plants

Is this the first time someone's been put on gardening leave BEFORE getting the job?

 

[Davo99]

There are some sensible and knowledgable people on here to be fair, you'd just have to hunt through the huge number of cretins to find a decent candidate.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

I prefer some guys in twitter who want Poch's head

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

@Blake Griffin because he has such an eye for talent he has a 96% rate of spotting. Can't beat that.

Who told you that? No, no, don't tell me……..He did

 

[Spurger King]

@SpursManChris because he'd ask some serious questions of our squad.

 

[Amo]

I'd introduce quotas for minorities and women in the first team squad.

 

[Chris12]

I'd introduce quotas for minorities and women in the first team squad.

Got plenty of those in our squad.

 

[Blackcanary]

Got plenty of those in our squad.

*Narrows eyes*

 

[Amo]

Got plenty of those in our squad.

Har har.

 

[Blake Griffin]

@Blake Griffin because he has such an eye for talent he has a 96% rate of spotting. Can't beat that.

*96.8%

 

[sebcole]

Not me, poisoned chalice.

 

[Nine while nine]

@roosh

Because ftw

And he'd give more coherent answers in his press conferences than the current incumbent...

 

[Amo]

And he'd give more coherent answers in his press conferences than the current incumbent...

Via Skype.

 

[talkshowhost86]

@KentuckyYid because I think our team needs more fire power.

 

[ripley]

Bus Conductor as First Team Coach and Spursking as Director Of Football...

Spursking has final say on player transfers.


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