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Discussion in 'Spurs Chat' started by alexn_spurs, Oct 3, 2017.
Kane because my kids would love it, Poch for me but kids come first
Kane barely touches alcohol and adheres to a militant dietary routine.
Me and Poch, three bottles of Malbec, game of pictionary, anal sex.
This has killed me...
Best in his position and even that is debatable
Poch any day of the week. I am sure he wouldn't some mind some oxtail or curry goat topped of with an ice cool red stripe and a splif!
Poch. I love Kane and he seems like a nice bloke, but I don't think he'd be that interesting to talk to. Poch you could ask about Bielsa, Maradona, Argentina in general, his vision etc. Plus he'd probably bring a nice bottle of wine, Kane is teatotal.
If you want to know about Poch's vision, wouldn't you be better off speaking to his optician?
He doesn't speak English so I'd have to have Jesus Perez round to translate the whole time. 3 is a crowd and all that...
Okay then, I tried!
Kane. We'd get Nando's.
Rancid peasant food
Good call... he'd also be a handy translator for the anal sex that was mentioned earlier
@Saoirse So you disagree about me having Poch around for dinner? Or is it you dont like whats on the menu?!
Suck piri piri cock
Hah sorry, was just a fat finger, undone it now
Your double-F button not working?!
Poch because he'd pay for dinner, and he'd pay well
I would bore Poch half to death (if not completely).
Where I come from, peasants know better.
I imagine having Kane over would be like having your teeth polished! Spit flying every where!
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