Kane. My wife would try it on with Poch.
Poor Harry, hope he doesn't see this or he will be looking for a move in January.
Only joking harry, you can come round my house for dinner anytime, eat with your mouth full, shag the wife whatever you want as long as you stay and keep scoring 30 goals a year bud
If only that's all it took to make sure he stayed for life, I'd easily sign on the dotted line!