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Who would you rather have round your house for dinner?

Who would you rather have round your house for dinner?

  • Poch

    Votes: 171 88.6%
  • Kane

    Votes: 22 11.4%

  • Total voters
    193

TheVoiceofReason

Well-Known Member
Feb 5, 2005
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Kane barely touches alcohol and adheres to a militant dietary routine.

Fuck that.

Me and Poch, three bottles of Malbec, game of pictionary, anal sex.
 

Bulletspur

The Reasonable Advocate
Match Thread Admin
Oct 17, 2006
10,690
25,246
Tough call. Would be Kane for me, though. He’s the best player in the league and will probably be the best player in the world in a few years. Plus, he’s proper Spurs.
Best in his position and even that is debatable

Poch any day of the week. I am sure he wouldn't some mind some oxtail or curry goat topped of with an ice cool red stripe and a splif!
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
7,405
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Poch. I love Kane and he seems like a nice bloke, but I don't think he'd be that interesting to talk to. Poch you could ask about Bielsa, Maradona, Argentina in general, his vision etc. Plus he'd probably bring a nice bottle of wine, Kane is teatotal.
 

WorcesterTHFC

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May 4, 2016
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Poch. I love Kane and he seems like a nice bloke, but I don't think he'd be that interesting to talk to. Poch you could ask about Bielsa, Maradona, Argentina in general, his vision etc. Plus he'd probably bring a nice bottle of wine, Kane is teatotal.
If you want to know about Poch's vision, wouldn't you be better off speaking to his optician?
 

'O Zio

Well-Known Member
Dec 27, 2014
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If you want to know about Poch's vision, wouldn't you be better off speaking to his optician?

He doesn't speak English so I'd have to have Jesus Perez round to translate the whole time. 3 is a crowd and all that...
 

Mate

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Dec 9, 2006
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He doesn't speak English so I'd have to have Jesus Perez round to translate the whole time. 3 is a crowd and all that...

Good call... he'd also be a handy translator for the anal sex that was mentioned earlier
 

Bulletspur

The Reasonable Advocate
Match Thread Admin
Oct 17, 2006
10,690
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@Saoirse So you disagree about me having Poch around for dinner? Or is it you dont like whats on the menu?!
 

midoNdefoe

the member formerly and technically still known as
Mar 9, 2005
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Best in his position and even that is debatable

Poch any day of the week. I am sure he wouldn't some mind some oxtail or curry goat topped of with an ice cool red stripe and a splif!

Your double-F button not working?!
 

yido_number1

He'll always be magic
Jun 8, 2004
8,645
16,810
I imagine having Kane over would be like having your teeth polished! Spit flying every where!
 
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