Woodgate Chant

[KentuckyYid]

Jonny, Jonny makes Adebayor looks pants
and that he should be washing elephants...

 

[guiltyparty]

Dunno if I'm just in a stupid mood but this has had me in hysterics

 

[BoringOldFan]

I think he's going to end up with an uninspiring chant of "We got Wood". Almost as unimaginative as the "Bale Bale" one.

Strange how what few player chants we have are just shouting the name: Berbatov, Steed, Huddlestone spring to mind. They make Zokora's sound like Stairway To Heaven.

 

[frodo]

Woodgate wherever you may be
Probably recovering from injury
Your winning goal against Chelsea
Will stay in Tottenham history

 

[Wellspurs]

I THINK JENAS DESERVES A SONG BEFORE WOODY! Blimey

I agree it's time JJ had a song, trouble is not many words rhyme with Jenus.

 

[thfcsuperyid]

Woodgate wherever you may be
Probably recovering from injury
Your winning goal against Chelsea
Will stay in Tottenham history

very very good...im going to start that tonight wit my mates before the game...i like it.:clap::clap:

 

[Liquidator]

He's so good
We've got wood.

We're on the same wavelength SS57.

I've been on the

"God gave me a Woody... " train of thought ...

Can't think of a tune though.

So I'll shut up.

 

[Jonboy]

Jenas song is way overdue

 

[Scottybali]

To the tune of amour...

When he headers it clear
Our defence has no fear
It's our Wooody...

He has got girly hair
But what do we care
It's our Woody

 

[Dougal]

Actually, you could be on to something there. To the basic tune of 'Here we go'

We've got Wood, we've got Wood, we've got Woooood...

Already sung at the top of our voices in the Bell and Hare after the cup final when the winning goal was replayed on the telly :up:

 

[Dougal]

Jenas song is way overdue

Man you should have seen us,
Cheering Jermaine Jenas,
Walking down Wembley Way,
It was quite a day,
hey-hey!

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[st@rbug]

jonathan woodgate
jonathan woodgate
he so great, he has rooney on a plate
and his hair although not great
ok its a state
but we love, we love, we love u woodgate

(my surname is woodgate too, wonder ifhe give me his shirt if i give him money for charity???? )

 

[Liquidator]

How about:

Ohhhh Woody Woody
Would he score against the Chavs? Of course he would!
Ohhhh, Woody Woody
Would he score against the Chavs? Of course he would!
Scored a Wembley Winner like a yiddo should!

 

[Daredevil]

Woods, just got the head

Say, Woods just got the head.

(Oops upside your head)

 

[TheChosenOne]

Howsabout ....

"He came from Madrid,
but now he's a Yid
and scored the winner at Wembley".


to the tune of the old terrace chant

"take my advice
theres nothing as nice
as kicking the f*** out of Chelsea"

 

[longdistancespursfan]

Woodgate wherever you may be
Probably recovering from injury
Your winning goal against Chelsea
Will stay in Tottenham history

poor but best so far