WTF should I do with these?

[FibreOpticJesus]

Boss asked me to pick up two season tickets from a client....i guess I'm going to lose them on the way to work tomorrow

 

[thinktank]

Boss asked me to pick up two season tickets from a client....i guess I'm going to lose them on the way to work tomorrow View attachment 28924

Ditch the toilet paper and wipe your arse with 'em.

 

[DotNetCoder]

Leave printed inserts with "10-2" and FC Bayern München emblazoned inside them.

 

[Gbspurs]

Leave printed inserts with "10-2" and FC Bayern München emblazoned inside them.

Write 10-2 on them with a UV pen.

 

[jurgen]

Rub raw chicken all over them

 

[mill]

Rub raw chicken all over them

Don't waste it on them, save it for prostitutues

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Boss asked me to pick up two season tickets from a client....i guess I'm going to lose them on the way to work tomorrow View attachment 28924

Def put something spursy on them.

My old man is a Mechanic and if he gets a customer with a Arsenal airfresher or anything that shows they are a fan, when the car is jacked up he will write COYS on the exhaust pipe or summin.

 

[Flynn]

Could at least take a shit in the air box.

 

[Nerine]

A few more mental options for you here:

Scribble on them.
Stamp on them.
Throw them out of the window onto the lawn.
Place them in the microwave.
Fart on them.
Leave them on the radiator.
Splash them with water.
Hit them with a saucepan.
Let a pet lick them.
Squash them between some books.
Bend them a bit.

Or. If you want to be real harsh:

Give them to whoever bought them.

That's brutal.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Take the card out of each wallet and swap them over - that'll confuddle them!

 

[Gb160]

Do they have barcodes on them like our ones do?
If so just carefully colour in the gap between two lines with a black marker pen....no one wants to be 'that guy' holding up an entire queue of people waiting to get in the ground.

 

[Mullers]

Sell the season tickets on ebay.

 

[Phantom]

Soak them in Surströmming for an hour or so (do it outside so as not to risk your carpet!).....

 

[npearl4spurs]

Put them in a pot or container of some kind, take some laxatives, and shit all over them then quickly dump them into a plastic bag. Say you did it or the dog, whichever you prefer

 

[theShiznit]

Send them back to the club and just write a note with them that says "Because of Wenger "

 

[riggi]

Use them and take the clock end.