Yeferson Soteldo

[coys200]

Just a Btec Marcus Edwards tbh.

 

[arunspurs]

True enough, I can't think of a single short player that has ever made it to the top.

Joe Allen is 1 cm taller than this kid. I mean if he could play for & against Stoke in PL for 5 years then he can too. He certainly tooks miles better than Joe fucking Allen

Then there is Sanchez - just 2 Cm taller than Soteldo. One of the best, if not the best techncial forward in PL

And Cazorla...shorter than Soteldo

 

[arunspurs]

Anyway this story comes from 'Bullshit transfer generator' that Don Balon uses. IMO,this thread should be locked till we get a rumour from actual sources

 

[TEESSIDE1]

True enough, I can't think of a single short player that has ever made it to the top.

Coutinho 5ft 7
Aguero 5ft 8
Veratti 5ft 5
Valbuena 5ft 5
Carzola 5ft 6
Sanchez 5ft 6
Messi 5ft 7
Xavi 5ft 7
Modric 5ft 9
Sneijder 5ft 7
David Silva 5ft 7
Tevez 5ft 8
Iniesta 5ft 7
Hazard 5ft 8

Loads of short players have had successful careers and at some of the best clubs in the world.

 

[Dan Stallworthy]

True enough, I can't think of a single short player that has ever made it to the top.

Yeah true, there isn't many. Santi Cazorla is like 5'4, painful to use him as an example but he was pretty good for Arsenal for a couple of years

 

[Lemon]

True enough, I can't think of a single short player that has ever made it to the top.

Yeah, Zola was gash, Juninho rubbish (first spell pre-injuries), Modric pants.

(Realise you were joking Hildo)

 

[HildoSpur]

Coutinho 5ft 7
Aguero 5ft 8
Veratti 5ft 5
Valbuena 5ft 5
Carzola 5ft 6
Sanchez 5ft 6
Messi 5ft 7
Xavi 5ft 7
Modric 5ft 9
Sneijder 5ft 7
David Silva 5ft 7
Tevez 5ft 8
Iniesta 5ft 7
Hazard 5ft 8

Loads of short players have had successful careers and at some of the best clubs in the world.

Yes but APART from them, what have the Roman's ever done for us?

 

[Dan Stallworthy]

Coutinho 5ft 7
Aguero 5ft 8
Veratti 5ft 5
Valbuena 5ft 5
Carzola 5ft 6
Sanchez 5ft 6
Messi 5ft 7
Xavi 5ft 7
Modric 5ft 9
Sneijder 5ft 7
David Silva 5ft 7
Tevez 5ft 8
Iniesta 5ft 7
Hazard 5ft 8

Loads of short players have had successful careers and at some of the best clubs in the world.

Yeah all very small but 5'3 is tiny, I do see your point though and short players do have a tendency to be pretty skillful on the ball to be fair.

 

[Lemon]

Coutinho 5ft 7
Aguero 5ft 8
Veratti 5ft 5
Valbuena 5ft 5
Carzola 5ft 6
Sanchez 5ft 6
Messi 5ft 7
Xavi 5ft 7
Modric 5ft 9
Sneijder 5ft 7
David Silva 5ft 7
Tevez 5ft 8
Iniesta 5ft 7
Hazard 5ft 8

Loads of short players have had successful careers and at some of the best clubs in the world.

Maradona wasn't too bad.

 

[fatpiranha]

Always fancied going to Venezuela when I was young and single, most miss worlds, you know. Margarita Island.

And isn't petrol still about 2p a litre? Chavez referring to the smell of sulphur when George Bush enters the room. Yeah I like my (delusional) utopian idealistic notion of Venezuela.

You haven't been watching the news lately have you?

Chavez is dead. The incredibly corrupt Nicolas Maduro "won" an election and has basically become a dictator. Opposition leaders have been arrested, protesters are frequently shot, Venezuela has the world's highest rate of inflation, Caracas has the highest homicide rate in the world, 15% of the people live on waste food, prisoners have resorted to cannibalism, the crime rate is among the world's highest with only 2% of crimes prosecuted and military and government officials are heavily involved in drug trafficking.

This kid looked good in the U20 World Cup though .

 

[Lemon]

You haven't been watching the news lately have you?

Chavez is dead. The incredibly corrupt Nicolas Maduro "won" an election and has basically become a dictator. Opposition leaders have been arrested, protesters are frequently shot, Venezuela has the world's highest rate of inflation, Caracas has the highest homicide rate in the world, 15% of the people live on waste food, prisoners have resorted to cannibalism, the crime rate is among the world's highest with only 2% of crimes prosecuted and military and government officials are heavily involved in drug trafficking.

This kid looked good in the U20 World Cup though .

Yeah, but, but, but, the chicks are still fit, no?

That's really sad

 

[Hoopspur]

Terry Gibson played centre forward for us, Manchester United and Wimbledon. He was 5' 4". Also saw him score a towering header against us down at Plough Lane. Kind of summed up our CH's at that period!

 

[Spurrific]

Joe Allen is 1 cm taller than this kid. I mean if he could play for & against Stoke in PL for 5 years then he can too. He certainly tooks miles better than Joe fucking Allen

Then there is Sanchez - just 2 Cm taller than Soteldo. One of the best, if not the best techncial forward in PL

And Cazorla...shorter than Soteldo

That is definitely not true.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Joe Allen is 1 cm taller than this kid. I mean if he could play for & against Stoke in PL for 5 years then he can too. He certainly tooks miles better than Joe fucking Allen

Then there is Sanchez - just 2 Cm taller than Soteldo. One of the best, if not the best techncial forward in PL

And Cazorla...shorter than Soteldo

Sanchez is 9cm taller mate.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

This window is driving people to talk about player height ... Crap on a cracker!

 

[Shadydan]

Sounds too much like Soldado...pass

 

[fatpiranha]

Sounds too much like Yedlin ...pass

 

[heelspurs]

Yes but APART from them, what have the Roman's ever done for us?

You were obviously a little too subtle with your sarcasm in your first post. Or peeps' sense of humo(u)r has taken a back seat in this tense window.

 

[Chris12]

Joe Allen is 1 cm taller than this kid. I mean if he could play for & against Stoke in PL for 5 years then he can too. He certainly tooks miles better than Joe fucking Allen

Then there is Sanchez - just 2 Cm taller than Soteldo. One of the best, if not the best techncial forward in PL

And Cazorla...shorter than Soteldo

Not too sure you know what a centimetre is.

 

[worcestersauce]

He's just turned twenty he'll grow at least another inch.