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Goofster

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Aug 4, 2011
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Omg, just realized that I forgot about Samir Nasri. Have to think about how to include him in my team. Can't really think about anyone with more of a punchable face than him...
 

Gbspurs

Gatekeeper for debates, King of the plonkers
Jan 27, 2011
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I'm surprised by the lack of Dani Alves in this team. What a **** and the display he put on against us for Sevilla permanently marked his card for me.
 

markiespurs

SC Supporter
Jul 9, 2008
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Not enough hatred of Pepe in this thread, a truly disgusting player

Surprised Chelsea have'nt snapped him up yet.
 

Drexl

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Jan 31, 2013
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Szczesny
Bruno Alves
Cole
Terry
Shawcross
Adam
Wilshere
Fabregas
Nasri
Costa
Suarez

Only gone for players that are still active
 
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VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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I've twisted the theme a bit to include players turned pundits. It's a standard 4-3-3 twat formation, used ineffectively.

Szczesny
Any ****
Cole
Terry
Carragher
Gerrard
Wilshere
Merson
Niall Quinn
Drogba
Owen

Manager: It was a tough call between Maureen, Allardyce and Brenton, so I've gone for Gary Megson, who I've always disliked (at least Fat Sam & Maureen wind up Wenger. We've found another use for Brenton, as you'll see later)

Seeing as Megson is in charge he'll play Quinn & Drogba as extra defenders in a 6-3-1 formation. I know he'd prefer a big lump up front, but what's he going to do with Michael Owen? Use him as a suppository? Besides, the team will be about Stevie G so he can score the goals.

Substitutes: Ronaldo, Terry Henry, Jamie Redknapp, Tony Gale, Ravel Morrison, Wayne Rooney , Jens Lehmann.
Substitute manager: Brenton (so he can say he won the substitutes game)

Permanent matchday commentary by Jim Beglin and Andy Townsend (even when there aren't any matches). TV hosting by Adrian Chiles. Pseudo intellectual shite by Lee Dixon. Utter cock by Robbie Savage. Even more utter cock by Phil Thomson.

Last but not least, the team suit will be a full kit.

Edit: Added a reserve team managed by Martin O'Neill and made up of one his smelly Leicester teams from the late 1990s.
 
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Drexl

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Jan 31, 2013
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Swap Ramos for fucking Bruno Alves, belongs in a zoo not a football field
 

aliyid

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Dec 28, 2004
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Omg, just realized that I forgot about Samir Nasri. Have to think about how to include him in my team
You'd have to put him on the bench and get his wife to tweet constantly about how he should be in the team... :whistle:
 

agrdavidsfan

Ledley's Knee!
Aug 25, 2005
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13,352
Schezscny

Coleman (always plays against us)
Camp...
Pepe
Flanagan

Adam
Noble

Robben
Ronaldo

Vardy
Sanchez
 

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
47,874
49,706
Good call on Adam, I'd forgotten about him. You've got some strange ones there though - Mahrez & Payet? And Joe Hart? I thought everyone liked Joe Hart?

Joe Hart.. Especially liked by Katie Price apparently.

Q. Would Tim Sherwood be eligible as a manager ?
 

glospur

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May 19, 2015
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Sneeze
Ivanovic - Terry - Cahill - Cole
Adam
Wilshere - Fabregas
Nasri - Costa - Walcott
 

spurs mental

Well-Known Member
Mar 10, 2007
25,075
49,234
Krul
Alves Terry Morgan Ramos
Fabregas Wilshere
Nasri Hazard Ronaldo
Costa

Subs: Sczezezezny, David Luiz, Pepe, McLean, Agbolahor, Willian, Benzema, Sturridge, Adam, Noble

Manager: Rodgers or Mark Hughes or Alan Pardew

 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
22,639
45,679
The big question is will Hated United be wearing Nike or UA?
 

mickdale

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Apr 5, 2016
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Wiltshire
Costa
Fabregas
Wiltshire
Costa
Fabregas
Wiltshire
Costa
Fabregas
Chesney Hawkes

Pardew
 

max cady

Well-Known Member
Jan 29, 2011
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Szczesny
Ivanovic
Gabriel
Terry
Shawcross
Adam
Wilshere
Fabregas
Nasri
Costa
Vardy

Subs: Huth, Mitrovic & Moreno

Manager - Klopp
 

Danny1

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2006
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Chesney
Dani Alves - Campbell - Huth - A Cole
Wilshere - Adam
Pires - Fabregas - Nasri
Hazard

Manager - Brendan Rodgers.
I know there isn't an actual striker there but that is my most hated 11. Nasri for some reason is the worst the stupid donkey mouth looking moron.

Included Dani Alves for the simulation he showed when we played Sevilla all those years ago, he fell over right infront of where I was sitting and was screaming and rolling around when no one touched him. Then he got up, smirked at the fans and ran off. Proper cheat.
 
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