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Zokora and Toure

shasta

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Zokora: Man, have you watched the game, we beat you 5:1!!!

Toure: Hahaha, do you know what "beat" means buddy???

Zokora: Yeah, to score more goals than you.

Toure: Eehhh, then you don't know to count buddy...hahaha... Give me your hand: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Now, tell me how many goals did you score?

Zokora: Hahaha, FIVE buddy, hahaha

:hump:

True story.
 

bill

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Zokora: Man, have you watched the game, we beat you 5:1!!!

Toure: yeah my team are shite - you know that

Zokora: Yeah, we scored lots of goals - even i would have scored

Toure: no you would not and i bet we would have scored five if you played

Zokora: yeah probably, i'm not that good am I?
 

rez9000

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Feb 8, 2007
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Zoko: Your mum.

Toure: What about my Mum?

Zoko: We scored more than your Mum on a two-for-one day.
 

Bill_Oddie

Everything in Moderation
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Feb 1, 2005
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Depsite an inauspicious start this is possibly the most informative and educational thread I've ever seen on SC.

Zoko Pops doesn't swear. The French for "go fuck a horse" and the Swahili for "fuck off you woolwich scumbag".

I'm going to push for this the be made a sticky. If things carry on at this rate, by the end of the season it will have more knowledge than the Encyclopedia Britanica.
 

Bill_Oddie

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That only serves to further reinforce the point I was making.
 

DJS

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Dec 9, 2006
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The threads get weirder and weirder in this place... :think:
 
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