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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Chew Barker Edition 29th July 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all​
I would round up the ITK but its all much of a muchness. Soldado this Soldado that, plus put a fiver into Levy 's hat. And now we're into the endgame if all the sources are to be believed. It's just a matter of time until it's announced.

Well I hope so o_O

This place is going to be absolute mayhem if we don't sign him. The songwriting tards in the Soldado thread will look like mugs and Our Dear Leader isn't going to come out of it looking too rosey either. So if nothing but for his sake I hope this does indeed go through. Word on the street is that even some of the BSoDL will break ranks if this goes tits.

Last night when I got home I was greeted by the wife holding a can of beer and smiling at me. Suspiciously I asked "what's this for?"

"My sister saw you chatting to the new barmaid at the local so she moved behind you to hear what you were saying "

" Oh really? and what did she hear? "

" The barmaid asked what I was like and you said I looked like Sue Barker! now sit down, I've made your favourite for dinner and after you're getting that blow job you keep asking for"........I cracked open my beer and thought it was a good job the pub was noisy, I didn't say Sue, I said Chew
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OK back to the Soldado thingy. I reckon we're playing 'mini transfer window'. When I say 'we' I of course mean ODL. The Valencia chairman said something about the deal had to be done by 3rd August, so could it be possible that mini transfer window ends at 11.50pm on the 2nd August? Can he resist it?

Rumours are rampant that this will get done today and that we've only got a few details to sort out. It's worrying that it seems to be taking so long, how exactly do they do these bastard negotiations? Carrier pigeon or something? FFS get on with it. A&C is impatient.

Oh and I suppose we'd better have a word of the day. Today it's erm........Climax
 

Sum Monsterism

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Today the day?

Yeah - Soldado plus one other completely outta the blue for good measure at the same time... "Suck on that non-believers", DL will cackle from high atop the Park Lane - then turn and run into the prevalent wind before disappearing like a ghost, with the whispered "you got levy'd" echoing around Tottenham for minutes afterward.
 

dricha1

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100+ SC'ers all climaxing at the same time?...not sure that's a thought I want staying with me for the rest of the day...
 

voxy28

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Frankly if we get Soldado today, it will be one of the biggest transfer in EPL this coming season. Unfortunately this transfer is now over shadowed by Bale topic.

Nevertheless its a BIG milestone for the club....(y)
 

Flashspur

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And here's to Levy squashing the Bale thing as well with some invective directed at the Press and the like plus Gareth saying how much he loves us :D
 

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Frankly if we get Soldado today, it will be one of the biggest transfer in EPL this coming season. Unfortunately this transfer is now over shadowed by Bale topic.
No, no it's not. Bale isn't going, end of. if people want to believe shitty rags like Marca and the star, that is their problem.
 

voxy28

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No, no it's not. Bale isn't going, end of. if people want to believe shitty rags like Marca and the star, that is their problem.


I dont mean he is going... I meant the fracas surrounding him.

Else we all will be talking about our ambitions..... fucking Marca.
 

SonicSarr

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Meltdown Monday anyone? If we get Soldado done there will be no glaring holes in our squad and still a month of window to strengthen further. Getting this deal over the line is massive for our summer and certainly worthy of the word of the day.

But there is always still that Bale shaped elephant in the room. I don't think he'll go but still going to be nervous until the window slams shut.
 

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If we sell Bale and not get Soldado, there's going to be goat sacrifices in the former Rudolphs site. This will not stand
 

worcestersauce

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Soldado day!
Really looking forward to seeing him getting on the end of those killer balls across the six yard box from Garth Bale this season.
 

ButchCassidy

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Valencia travel to the US on Thursday for a preseason tour. I can't imagine we'd let Soldado get on that flight.
 

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I can't help but think the transfer is not quite as imminent as we think. If we have to agree payment structure I can't help thinking we will be somewhat difficult customers. Would not shock me if an announcement came towards the middle or end of the week.
 
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