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Let's all laugh at Tottenham Hotspur thread

Shadydan

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Mullers

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WE SIMPLY CANNOT HAVE THIS THREAD ALLOWED TO STAY! IF SCUM FANS SAW THIS THEY WOULD BE ON THE FLOOR. DO THEY REALLY NEED MORE AMMO AGAINST US? NOW THEY HAVE US LAUGHING AT OURSELVES!
If there was one post that guaranteed this threads survival, this was it.
 

TaoistMonkey

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Harmless thread IMO, if we can't laugh at ourselves then we shouldn't joke about other teams.

This thread would be a bit more tongue in cheek had it been here prior to this whole cluster fuck.

Now I find it a bit embarrassing.

Sorry if i'm not getting my point across very well. I'm taking a lot of flack for this view. :(
 

DFF

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May 17, 2005
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When taken in context with the other "Let's all laugh at..." threads in General Football, it's entirely appropriate and if anything a good luck charm.
 

dudu

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This thread would be a bit more tongue in cheek had it been here prior to this whole cluster fuck.

Now I find it a bit embarrassing.

Sorry if i'm not getting my point across very well. I'm taking a lot of flack for this view. :(

In my mind you are Shmidt so i could never give you slack, you make me laugh too hard. "Parkour"
 

Lilbaz

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I think what's worse is the football fans around me (mostly Liverpool & ManU, but a spattering of Man City, Villa, even a Leeds fan) aren't even given it any banter. They just look at me like the kid who always gets picked last in the playground...

Do you live in nigeria or camden?
 

SpursOldBoy

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Just got this as a text from a Gooner I know.

"Can you tell me how to cancel a bid on eBay? I just put a bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm 15 minutes away from owning Spurs."
 

spurs_girl_tasha

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My friend later replied "AVB was far too good for spurs"

MY reply "A piece of shit is too good for you south london knuckle-dragging fuck nuggets"

Tasha, making friends since 1992.
 

E17yid

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I think what's worse is the football fans around me (mostly Liverpool & ManU, but a spattering of Man City, Villa, even a Leeds fan) aren't even given it any banter. They just look at me like the kid who always gets picked last in the playground...

I started experiencing this today. People in the office actualy feel sorry for me, so much so that they don't even laugh at me anymore.

I preferred it when they did. After the Liverpool loss one LFC fan left a carton of 5 alive on my desk. I fucking love 5 alive.
 

CornerPinDreamer

up in the cheap seats
Aug 20, 2013
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My friend later replied "AVB was far too good for spurs"

MY reply "A piece of shit is too good for you south london knuckle-dragging fuck nuggets"

a much better attitude than we have seen on the pitch recently... have you thought about a career at Spurs as a CB..
 

JerryGarcia

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May 18, 2006
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Would anyone volunteer for an expedition up to Liverpool? I know it's not ideal and we might not make it back with our cars intact, but we might be able to provoke the Suarez into some kind of violent/racial attack so that it gets banned for the rest of the season.
 

Spurger King

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Just got this as a text from a Gooner I know.

"Can you tell me how to cancel a bid on eBay? I just put a bid on a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm 15 minutes away from owning Spurs."

That joke's about ten years old and gets recycled every single season. Your mate sounds incredibly witty and original.
 
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