- Feb 1, 2005
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"What is it?", I asked........."It's the date of our anniversary."....................Bitch.
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you all. Yes, today folks, we're passing around the begging bowl! More on that soon........
Here's something to pass the time with...….Some new, some rehashed.
THE GREAT ITK DROUGHT OF JANUARY 2014
Levy was a worried man. He'd sacked the Ginger Ninja and his decision to replace him with Timmykins had left him under pressure.
Just then Sherwood walked into the office, Levy motioned for him to take a seat. ‘As you know Tim, the decision to give you the job has put me under the cosh a bit'…..Sherwood shifted uncomfotably in his seat."I know I wasn't the popular choice" he muttered. 'Popular?' said Levy, his voice reaching high pitch, 'lets just say i've had secretaries who have gone down better'. His secretary blushed. 'Yeah, that's right' ranted Levy, 'the noshes better start picking up around here!'
‘Anyway' Levy went on. ‘What's this I read on Spurs Community that you're selling Holtby and that other fella, whatshisname, hong kong phooey’.
'Capoue' said Sherwood. 'Whatever' Levy replied 'what the fuck are you on?'
'I told you…….don't get ahead of yourself, you've got the job until the summer and that's that'
Just then his secretary walked in. Levy’s head bobbed up and down as he watched her massive tits bounce. He had an uncontrollable urge to grab her tits and swing from them, doing a tarzan yell before slipping her a large one in the executive box. She handed him a sheet of paper. He took it and looked down at the latest report on ITK utterings.
‘Mind you, every cloud has a silver lining’ laughed Levy. ‘Spurs Community are going insane talking about this’
Sherwood laughed. Levy pointed at him and shouted 'You only fucking laugh when I tell you to!, remember who's in charge here and remember who picks the team and who we sign. you ****'
'Me and Franco?'
Levy rolled his eyes. 'No, that's what we want people to think. That's just a front, i've fucking explained this how many times now?'
"You tell me boss" replied Sherwood
"That's better, now we're getting somewhere"
Levy smiled. Now fuck off while I make some money. He picked up the phone. 'Lewis, it's not working out………'
MORE LATER!
MEANWHILE!
HAVE YOU DONATED THIS MONTH/YET/AT ALL?
As you all know, SC relies on your donations to be able to provide a unrivalled coverage of ITK, if it wasn't for you guys, the server would crash left right and centre and we simply couldn't afford to be as awesome and sexy as I am, I mean we are.
In the summer transfer window we ran a poll asking when people thought we'd sign Benteke. The poll got an astonishing number of votes, over 600 of you took part.
Six bloody hundred. And that's just the yokes who bothered voting. Whichever way you slice it that's a lot. If everyone slung just three or four quid in the pot we'd be sorted for quite a while, so if you've never donated before, please consider doing so now.
Now, when it's donation drive time, which it is i'm afraid, where are you? *Goes all Delia* where aaaaare yoooooou? Let's be having youuuuuuu!
I reckon we've about 500 or more lurkmeisters, so come on guys, if you're one of them and you enjoy SC's coverage of the Transfer Window (and lets face it, you do because you're here right?), then please chip in. It doesn't have to be a massive amount. A monkey will do. Nah i'm kidding.......Why not a long 'un? Or even a pony? hehe, seriously though, a cockle would be great or even a lady. In fact whatever you can stretch to.
And if you happen to be a Spurs mad gazzillionaire, cough the fuck up. Or if you're a famous Spurs fan, then send me a PM, you might be able to help us. And if you're Daniel Levy, fucking hell shortstuff, put your hands in your pockets. And get the BSoDL to chip in too.
But A&C, where does the money go?
Outgoings: The server costs £390 per month. Forum software purchases/licenses/misc comes to around £500 a year. So currently, the cost of SC is about £5k a year.
Incomings: Advertising/Affiliates can sometimes cover the costs during the transfer window (January, July, August) but thats sometimes. The rest of the year that falls well short. Its difficult to give an exact figure because the numbers don't stay the same but i'd say £100 a month during the quiet months. Donations during the quiet months come to about £50pm if we're lucky.
Rob will know better than I do, but I reckon we're short by about £2500 a year.
If one month we raise more than is needed, it stays in the pot as it won't be long before it IS needed. The shortfall is made up out of Robs pocket. I'll repeat that.......It comes out of his pocket. Think about that for a minute. I reckon he pays an average of £50 a WEEK.
This is why i'm often cajoling, nudging, outright begging and open to bribery during the transfer window. It's when the most of you are about and our last big donation drive raised enough to cover costs for a couple of months or so.
Any excess raised stays in the pot until its needed when donations/income goes right down. Absolutely nothing goes on anything other than SC's running costs.
The reserves we built up in the summer are pretty much gone. SC IS SKINT.
So, if you'd like to donate, there's a donation link on the front or home page of the site. We use Paypal but you don't need an account with them, you can use your card in the same way as making any other online purchase. If you want to send a postal order/cheque, please PM myself or Rob.
All donations are very much appreciated. Thanks.
To make a donation please click HERE
Right, that's your lot.
Oh and one last thing…….My wife wont let me babysit again, last time i was watching a film with my son he got scared and said "dad, is that lady going to die?" I said "probably, judging by the size of that horses cock"
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