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RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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You're just jealous of his strong jaw and Welsh accent.
And his general wankness on the field of play. Verts looks like a male model, smells like an aftershave counter, pulls women like a rohypnol dealer and beats up MMA fighters on his day off.
 

White_Midget

Active Member
Sep 24, 2005
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After losing my last adoptee (miss you Bobby - go off into the big world and show us all what we're missing) I would have gone for Lamela but he seems to have enough dads.

So i have decided on master Pritchard - go on son, don't be scared and set the BPL alight (and don't forget to dedicate your first spectacular free kick scored to your old man)
 

Everlasting Seconds

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Jan 9, 2014
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And his general wankness on the field of play. Verts looks like a male model, smells like an aftershave counter, pulls women like a rohypnol dealer and beats up MMA fighters on his day off.
And PL refs must blatantly break the offside rules to prevent him from scoring on the counter.
 

coyspurs18

Mistakes were made
Jul 4, 2013
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I'll lullaby my new boy with Mos Def's song Casa Bey. The lyrics seem appropriate

Magnetic, the flows are athletic
Dimensions are perfected
But the static and kinetic is power
Past pressure, and mass beyond measure
You can place Son where ever, he "Don't stop"

@TaoistMonkey & @LexingtonSpurs are welcome to join in
 

RickyVilla

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May 16, 2004
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Can I change to Eric Lamela? - It's just going to be more fun and challenging. Pretty please.

Edit: Scrap that as everyone is on it already. I'll happily take on Andros or the lengend that is Tommy effin Carroll...
You do realise this is a bit of fun don't you?
 
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