- Aug 19, 2017
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If that fee is true Levy is on fire this window.
Betis: We want 88 million.
Levy: I'll give you 45.
Betis: lol no. how can we replace him?
Levy: give me one week *puts on sunglasses, cheap wig and false moustache*
Doing a shit spanish accent, Dani Leves assumes control of Betis' negotiating team and tricks Aulas into cutting 15 million off the price of a player for the 2nd time this window
Betis: wow thanks. but 88 minus 15 is still 73 and we need to pay 20% to PSG u prick.
Levy: ...but the less we pay you, the less you have to pay PSG.
Betis: OMG you're right! how about 30?
Levy: 45 will do
Dani Leves is the conceptual peak for me personally, nothing can ever surmount it. God damn I love SC.
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