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    Arsenal

    Too late.
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    Bundesliga 23/24

    The problem is that the players who fell out with him the first time around will still be there. If only there was a clever ruse that Bayern could pull... Guten Tag. Mein Name ist Herr Nnamslegan. Yes, that should do it.
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    The THFC Women's Team Thread

    So it was, back in 1991, that as I left Wembley Stadium, having celebrated our win against Nottingham Forest, I was approached by an old crone. 'Mark my words', she said. 'The next time Tottenham make an FA Cup Final, their star player will have breasts.' 'Pah, that will never happen' I...
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    The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 31st January

    It is a curse of mine that I overly analyse this sort of thing, but... There is a winger in Spain, who is renowned for being a devout Christian (a winger divine), Who holds a Spanish passport (although doesn't play for them) And who, I kid you not, has the tattoo of an eagle (the things I...
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    Tottenham Takeover Talk

    Communicating with the fans has never been one of Daniel's strong points. I wonder if he ever considered putting a PR professional on the Board to stop him committing all these faux pas... 👋🥙
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    Match Threads West Ham vs Spurs

    Cole is such a fussing priss.
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    Financial Fair Play (general thread)

    It pleases me intensely that 'the German route' turns out to be... an auto-ban
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    Match Threads Spurs vs Luton

    When your team needs a goal But their shooting is LOL There's Kaboré
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    They're unbearable when they're doing well, but they're bloody funny when they lose... At 4-3
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    Albert Gudmundsson

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    The England Thread

    Honest answer. Roy Hodgson gave Raheem Sterling his full debut at the age of 17, so, yes, yes I do.
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    Rubbish football appreciation thread

    To be fair, Liechtenstein have had an international team since the early 1980s and the Latvian who scored the own goal tonight is now in their top 20 goal scorers (18th equal, actually), so, you know what, I'll allow it.
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    The England Thread

    Baggy football shorts came back into style in 1991 when renowned trendsetters Tottenham Hotspur unveiled a special new kit for the FA Cup Final against Nottingham Forest, to be worn by such fashion icons as Paul Walsh and Vinny Samways. It's now thought that the rustling sound of excess material...
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    Spurs Youth Thread 23/24

    No idea who it is, but someone in our Academy has a grandmother who's a bit of a legend on the quiet. Full article is linked here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/africa/67456164 But the background and Tottenham connection are below: Rose Amankwaah was once dubbed 'the fastest woman in...
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    Player Watch Player Watch: Ben Davies

    He hasn't played more league games in his career than van de Ven. Micky has played 106, and Radu 93. Unless you mean top flight games. Except he hasn't played more top flight league games in his career than van de Ven either. Micky has played 55, and Radu 45. Apart from that, your post was...
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