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LukaMotion

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Soil upon - Shit on you - Shittu
Clearly this is Danny Shittu coming out of retirement to fill in at CB for the rest of the season.

Hamlet
Ham - the champagne ham story, written by E.L.Strict
Let - Backwards is Tel
Combine to two again to get El Tel, aka Terry Venables. I'd guess we're hiring Terry to fill in as tea lady while Doris is away in Marbella visiting her sister.

Find your reward - treasure chest - Davy Jones
This obviously means that we're finally going to sign David Jones, former Oldham Athletic midfielder and current free agent, as our Eriksen replacement. Jose has been a long time admirer i'm told.


Cryptic's are a piece of piss.
 

AustrianHotspur

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Hamlet ends with the Norwegian King taking the Danish crown after Hamlet’s death. So maybe the Berge stuff isn’t totally off the mark.

Hercules said in an update a few days ago:
"If?! When?! CE goes (Please God), looking to possibly bringing in another midfielder in the more defensive mould "

?
 

RJR1949

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“They clepe us drunkards and with swinish phrase
Soil our addition.”

Easy. Levy has imbibed too much and made a really stupid signing that will bring the club into disrepute.

Must be Giroud.
 

y1dk1d

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No idea what the cryptic could be as I’m shit at then. But I would be pretty amazed to see us sign Berge as well as a striker in the next couple of days, especially considering the business we’ve already done
 

freeeki

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Oh wait, it can’t be Sander Berge.

I just remembered Jose only signs expensive old men. Someone on here said so.

So on that basis I think we’re signing Prince Philip.
 

jondy1

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If it’s Berge just pay the money and get him beckenbaueresqe player Kante and Eriksen rolled into one and only 21
 
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