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Player Watch - Tanguy Ndombele

mr ashley

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Jan 27, 2011
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Wonder when /if we’ll ever find out the true story in the saga of ndombele.

There’s so much that has been reported (tweeted).

One thing that doesn’t quite add up for me- apparently if we can shift Ndombele that alters which striker we go for. (If Ndombele stays, we go for Wilson for example). But if the likely swap for skriniar happens, where does the extra cash come from? There’s been no indication that it’s a cash + skriniar deal. Strange
 

hamsup_sotong

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Aug 31, 2012
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Wonder when /if we’ll ever find out the true story in the saga of ndombele.

There’s so much that has been reported (tweeted).

One thing that doesn’t quite add up for me- apparently if we can shift Ndombele that alters which striker we go for. (If Ndombele stays, we go for Wilson for example). But if the likely swap for skriniar happens, where does the extra cash come from? There’s been no indication that it’s a cash + skriniar deal. Strange
Wages freed up :)
 

Mouse!

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Aug 29, 2011
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Ndombele catching Covid19 is potentially a disaster for the player and for us.

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mr ashley

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Wages freed up :)
Possibly a bit.
But that doesn’t account for the wages paid to Skriniar (unlikely to be on the same wage as Kane, but at least 100k pw). And then we still have to find the wages and the transfer fee for this mystery striker. So either the money is there anyway or it’s not.
 

Soldier soldier

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Aug 21, 2013
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Ndombele catching Covid19 is potentially a disaster for the player and for us.
Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.
 

luRRka

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Jul 27, 2008
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.
May wanna start isolating then mate as he tested positive for covid
 

yido_number1

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Jun 8, 2004
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.
Does your mum know your using the internet? Best turn it off before she catches you and grounds you again.
 

Spurrific

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Jun 2, 2011
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.

I bet your wife thought you were a proper big man for giving them what for.
 

tiger666

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Jan 4, 2005
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.

Chinny reckon
 

ernie78

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Jun 13, 2012
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.
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EastLondonYid

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Jan 26, 2010
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Long time lurker, anyway I was out for a meal with the wife last week and in walked Sissoko, Aurier and Ndebele, I had a few words with Ndebele and told him him he has been shit(I was slightly pissed) and j pointed at Sissoko and said he was in his first season, I asked if he was staying and he just shrugged his shoulders, He did look very lean and fit then Danny Rose walked in.

I get it, he ate Danny and piled on the pounds.
 

Spurrific

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Jun 2, 2011
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You can doubt his story all you want - but last week, I was in Sports Direct getting some new Donnay socks - and who walks in? Ndombele and Pogba no less. They are acting a right rowdy pair. Pogba is hoofing all the balls out of the basket across the shop floor, Ndombele was throwing water bottles around and shouting "Kobe!"

I sauntered over to them both, and said "Paul, you're acting like an idiot and Tanguy, you really need to work on your cardio. That's if you're even staying at Spurs?!" He started tearing up. Then I put them both over my knee and gave them the hide-tanning of a lifetime. They left the store with their heads dropped and something to think about - everybody in the store clapped.
 
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