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Gareth Bale - Chant

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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Can we recycle the Stevie Archibald/British Airways ad?

"We'll take more care of you, Gaaaaareth Baaale"
 

RikkiRocket

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Jul 21, 2015
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Daniel levy went to Spain in his Lamborghini
He told everyone “you ain’t seen me”

on this mission he could not fail
Cos we really need Gareth bale

d l w t s in a l
Not knowing what the fee would be

he went to Madrid and strapped on one
He got bale AND reguilonn

when get got back he had a bone
So he got Donna on the phone.

he was sick of the fans bitchin
He was getting bored of Steve hitchin

needs work. ?
 

BehindEnemyLines

Twisting a Melon with the Rev. Black Grape
Apr 13, 2006
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To the tune of Yankee Doodle......

Daniel Levy went to Spain
and stopped off at Madrid,
Took their Bale back to Spurs
for minus 15 million squid!
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Gareth Bale he went to Spain,

But now he's back at White Hart Lane,

He likes his golf, he hates Madrid,

The thing he loves most is being a yid!
 

TheBlueRooster

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May 10, 2005
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"Who's the tosser on the bench, who's the tosser on the bench?"

"Jose didn't want you, Jose didn't want you, La La La La, La La La La"
 

FibreOpticJesus

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Aug 14, 2005
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Not mine but I liked this one which was posted by somebody in the Bale thread. I sent it to a few Spurs fans and got the thumbs up
?
Zidane tried to bin him,
and look what it did
He's turned from galactico back to a yid
He likes to play golf, and he hates Real Madrid
The thing he loves most is being a yid
?
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Not mine but I liked this one which was posted by somebody in the Bale thread. I sent it to a few Spurs fans and got the thumbs up
?
Zidane tried to bin him,
and look what it did
He's turned from galactico back to a yid
He likes to play golf, and he hates Real Madrid
The thing he loves most is being a yid
?
the 1st and 4th line just don't scan very well.
 

Chirpystheman

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Jan 22, 2019
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We all thought we’d lost him,
But Jose brought him back,
Our welsh wing wizard,
With Harry in attack,
The Spanish didn’t love him,
But he will never Fail,
Was born to play for Tottenham,
And his name is Gareth Bale !!!
Ole ole ole ole
 

bomberH

Well-Known Member
Jun 4, 2005
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Bale, Bale wherever you may be
Happy again now you’re home and free
And I don’t give a fuck if you’re swinging from a tee
Spurs-Wales-golf is your new top three
 
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