Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

BringBack_leGin

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A little bogie told me the delay is because he’s having an albatross for tea.

Am I doing this right?

 

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buttons

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Just to putt my own spin on this, wouldn’t surprise me if they head to the stadium early doors today - would be Unlike the club to miss an opportunity to promote the Skywalk when we announce.

 

YiddoBirdy

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TheVoiceofReason said:

Cut the golf puns out or Els

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Easy Tiger

 

Falconer

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Trying to think of a pun to chip in with. I want a slice of the action

 

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Nynorsk

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No more jokes, let's focus on the club.

 

$hoguN

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Stop with the puns you absolute spunk trumpets

 

GMI

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These golf puns are shit. This is not a golf pun. It has to stop.

 

Spurs_Bear

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So Dragon is now saying it was completed about 4 hours after Levy left the training ground. I’m going with Trix on the much earlier completion.

 

BringBack_leGin

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$hoguN said:

Stop with the puns you absolute spunk trumpets

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In my defence, mine was satirical...

 

George94

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chrissivad said:

Let's hope it's an early announcement today then

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You'd think it'd definitely be before any games start today ...

 

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even steven

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The announcement video is just going to be golf related isn’t it? Has to be surely.

Maybe they just didn’t have enough time to film it yesterday while it was still light out

 

SargeantMeatCurtains

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I’ve just had to sift through 5 pages of embarrassing golf puns. You absolute virgins.

 

parj

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glacierSpurs said:

Great, you get it. But...

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Creating Bale content wouldn't take that long. There are videos of him everywhere playing for spurs. All that's happened is BBC and SkySports picked up the extra clicks and impressions from fans looking for an update

 

fb9

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GMI said:

These golf puns are shit. This is not a golf pun. It has to stop.

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You'll just have to Green and bear it mate. (Sorry)

 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!

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Maybe D1 meant 10am

 

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philll

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SargeantMeatCurtains said:

I’ve just had to sift through 5 pages of embarrassing golf puns. You absolute virgins.

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You didn't *have* to...

 

Rosco1984

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nedley said:

Who the fuckgidy fuck is this Clive Collins fella...

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The most Cliched spurs fan they could find to fuel their club agendas no offence if it was any of you. Just like when they were waiting for Thiago they had a video of a girl in full Liverpool kit including socks sat on top of a shitty Toyota or Mazda with no hubcaps while her brother or boyfriend jumped up and down on the bonnet in an all in one tracksuit.....which was actually funny the most Liverpool thing I have ever seen.

 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!

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Maybe he's intro video should be him reading this thread and shaking his head in disgust.

 

chrissivad

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tony0379 said:

Maybe D1 meant 10am

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No chance, it's clear D1 meant last night, but he might have confused am/pm from where he gets his info from.

 

Archibald&Crooks

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Golf jokes. The last four or five pages full of them is more than enough.

Stop it.