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Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

Stoof

THERE IS A PIGEON IN MY BANK ACCOUNT
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liverpool have announced jota btw... a story which broke after bale got to hotspur way

That's exactly the same. An absolute like for like comparison. The most analagous situation ever. And their names both have four letters. Wow, it's like they are absolute identical deals.
 

Good Doctor M

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I have an anxiety disorder. I always struggle to explain to people what it feels like in your brain when the disorder takes hold and you struggle to distinguish between reality and your own irrational thoughts and fears. Now I can just direct them to the last 100 pages of this thread.

Lads chill out. We don't know what's happening, we dont know why it's taking so long, but we can choose not to repeatedly wet the fucking bed on the hour, every hour. Come on. It's done. Relax. It'll be announced when it's announced.
 

Indisguise

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This is like waiting for my wife to come home when she’s gone to have a drink with her mate Jackie who needs consoling. I wish Jackie would get his her shit together because she appears to fall apart every Friday and Saturday night. Sometimes it’s so bad that the wife stays over.
 

Stoof

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Also, using "not announcing a transfer when you want it" as a stick to beat the club with is pathetic and you need to look at yourselves. You really fucking do.

If you're under the age of 14 I'd say that's acceptable. Anything over that, Jesus. Self-entitled much? How very 2020.

I'm gonna lock this in a bit; I think you all need to calm down. I'm working at the moment (and am therefore on a computer), so I'll open it up when it's announced.
 

nidge

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Sorry to post after it's been locked but seriously how do some of you make it through life with such weak temperament? Get a hold of yourselves the announcement will happen when it happens.
 
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