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    Who would be the biggest loss to our team if Madrid came calling in the summer?

    Aside from the provocative thread title, I'd love to hear who people think would be the biggest loss, if they decided to head off to pastures new in the summer?
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    King Ledley

    Maybe an unnecessary thread but I want a whole fucking one dedicated to King Ledley. I watched the game with 2 Goons and 2 Chelscum and all agreed that if he was fully fit he would be the best centre back in the world. He reads the game better than I read my bell end. If Capello picks...
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    highlights

    anyone got any decent links to the sky coverage?
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    A Heurelho of a blag

    Some here may know me as a ****. Some may know me as a wind up. Some here may look at me and think my what a god looking flash tosser. But my fucking jehovah....we beat them Goon ****s and fucked their title hopes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Match ratings v Wolves

    Well, well, well. Surprising team selection but sadly, not a surprising performance. We've been turning out dross like this since Xmas and it shows no signs of letting up. No shots on target in a second half when we're chasing the game?? Mental. Basically our team boils down to the fact that if...
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    I'm the first to shit on Bent but...

    JD missed a string of good chances. Oh well JD , well done for finshing half a chance, but Jesus, you missed 3 golden chances. Scorer of great goals, not a great goalscorer. Ipso, facto.
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    This is what we need.

    Steve-O, Steve-O (thanks for the nickname Stoof-O) He will kick some ass in our midfield. **Hope his dodgy knee isn't as gammy as Ledders.
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    Strikers

    How have we ended up with such an average strike force? I don't rate Bent (shock horror) but Jesus if Campbell is the alternative then he wins hands down. Pav is pedestrian and Frazier is total rubbish. Touch of a rapist, no pace, can't head, can't shoot, poor balance, weak and doesn't look...
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    Match ratings V the Mighty Hull

    Gomes - 6 Gunter - 4 Woodgate - 4 Corluka - 5 Bale - 4 Lennon - 3 Jenas - 0 Zokora - 0 Modric - 2 Pavlyuchenko - -1 Campbell - 1 Bent - 0 Bentley - -1 Ramos - 0 Spineless, toothless, devoid of creativity, no direction, no imagination, no fight. Bye bye Juande.
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    Bent as ****

    Sorry ass munchers but this guy is dogshit. He is the most one dimensional, headless "striker" I've seen in ages. Can't wait to be rid of this guy and get someone in with relative football skills. He's not a good footballer and will never fit in with our style of play. If Berba leaves and...
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    Semi final, ITV highlights.

    Hello. Has anyone got the semi final highlights from ITV on their computer? If so can I have them. Thanks.
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    Whose name have you got on the back of your shirt?

    I was wondering, well I wasn't really I just thought of it after Millhouse's comment in the Prince thread. Who have you got on the back of your shirt/shirts? I've got Bale on home shirt and Boateng on the away. Cult heroes baby. In the past I've had such masters as Vega, Sinton, Fox...
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    BBC Commentary

    Can't get IIRC at work. Who is this FUCKING wanker commentating on our game. He's the most negative moaning **** I've ever listened to.
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    Relegation.

    Anyone have a sinking feeling? Cos after that shower of shit, I've lost all belief that the players are playing for Jol. Forget Europe, I'll take survival.
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