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An utterly ridiculous nickname/song for our new signing

Dan Yeats

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Jul 12, 2011
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I propose he be nicknamed "Constantinople"

As in...

*ehem*

Ben Stambouli was Constantinople
Now it's Ben Stambouli, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Frenchy delight on a moonlit night



No? Oh, okay then. :( :D
 

Rocksuperstar

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Jun 6, 2005
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Considering he's French and we're suggesting mental songs, can i suggest;

Hot dog
Jumping frog
Ben Stambouli
 

hodsgod

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Jan 12, 2012
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I propose he be nicknamed "Constantinople"

As in...

*ehem*

Ben Stambouli was Constantinople
Now it's Ben Stambouli, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Frenchy delight on a moonlit night



No? Oh, okay then. :( :D


Can you make a song for Byzantium?
 

Syn_13

Fly On, Little Wing
Jul 17, 2008
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Wait, we've signed someone?

Where the fuck have I been? I haven't even noticed this piece of news.
 

Tafspur

Where self-belief is a giant, talent is a dwarf
Dec 1, 2011
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Bad boy
Bad boy
What you gonna do
What you gonna do
Against Ben Stambou!







I thank you. Commissions and re-writes undertaken. Composer to the stars, Tafspur Lyrics.co.uk
 

Tafspur

Where self-belief is a giant, talent is a dwarf
Dec 1, 2011
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Challenge accepted - from a Liverpool perspective

'Stambou keeps falling on my leg
But that doesn't mean I won't be playing at the end
Cos Liverpool are shit
And we'll never beat the Spurs with him in the midfield
You know it's true
And it's bothering me'
 

E.L.Strict

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Jun 27, 2004
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Stambouli, you know me love you an truly,
from my head down to my goolie,
You turn me on with your big babylons.

Haven't seen him, so if he doesn't have big babylons it might not be suitable.
 

Rocksuperstar

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Jun 6, 2005
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Each time i see this thread, i just hear the name "Stambouli", in my head he talks like this;

 

Strikeb4ck

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Wut-babka.jpg
 

JerryGarcia

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May 18, 2006
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To Chim Chimeny from Mary Poppins like guv

Ben Stambouli
Ben Stambouli
Ben Stam - bouli

I can't think of anymore



To Oompa Loompa

Ben Stam - bouli
Ben Stamboulay
He's the boy from Montpellier

Ben Stam - bouli
Ben Stamboulo
When he tackles you you will know

That's what you get when you dribble at him,
You hit the ground with a broken shin

He'll knock you down and he'll do it with grace,
Stay on the floor or he'll smash...your.. face.

ooompa loompa loompaty doo etc





You wanted ridiculous? :clown:
 

yusrisafri

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Jun 27, 2004
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What about this.

Liverpool are shit
Liverpool are shit

Or if u want it to be a song for stambouli then:-

Liverpool are shit
Liverpool are shit
Ben Stambouli

No? Okay back to my shitty day job then
 
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