Andy Carroll

[T-Love92]

First read the ITK about us not signing anyone, then hearing Poch saying that the injury of dele doesn't look great and finally an Andy Carroll thread ... how much better can a monday start?

 

[Hakkz]

Close it.

 

[knowlespurs]

my guess is Carrolls agent leaking it to try and force west ham to give him another contract

 

[slartibartfast]

This is what rock bottom looks like.

No its what bullshit looks like

 

[tony0379]

Carroll and Rossi. Have I just woke up in 2009?

 

[Twizzle]

fuck no

 

[1882andallthat]

This is clearly a wind up, we have injuries to Kane and Alli and Moura and Son is unavailable, and this shithehouse of a newspaper is suggesting we would waste money on Mr Sicknote who would probably go straight onto our burgeoning injury list after half an hour of a proper Poch training session.

 

[blackburn]

If it's until the end of the season I'm not against it, he has to be better than Llorente

 

[RobjDerby]

Injury crisis at Spurs - answer, sign one of the most injured player in premier league history. Yeah, good one , someone’s had a bet.

 

[1882andallthat]

This is what rock bottom looks like.

Nearly but not quite, if they were throwing in Jack Wilshire as a two for the price of one joke then the bottom would have been reached......

 

[class of 62]

 

[wirE]

*insert Michael_Scott_God_no.gif*

?

 

[1882andallthat]

If it's until the end of the season I'm not against it, he has to be better than Llorente

Did you see that sitter he missed at the weekend at Bournemouth ? Llorente would buried that one into the onion bag, and he would still have been standing rather than being injured for the next game.

 

[Spurrific]

I also think our medical department is underworked

 

[blackburn]

Did you see that sitter he missed at the weekend at Bournemouth ? Llorente would buried that one into the onion bag, and he would still have been standing rather than being injured for the next game.

Yeah I saw it, and I saw the two sitters Llorente missed yesterday, we well as the rest of his dreadful performance.

Look, Carroll is by no means our future, but as a short term fix I prefer him over Llorente. Please don't mention Tranmere, I'm 55 and would fancy my chances up there.

 

[Ekmek]

I will just take it for granted that this is bullshit and never open the thread again.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Is this the Mirrors version of a pull a pig night?

 

[EastLondonYid]

Front Three of Llorente Carroll Janssen

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Hitherto known as the sadomasochist thread

 

[Gassin's finest]

https://www.football365.com/news/gossip-tottenham-to-replace-kane-with-2m-shthouse

Fernando Llorente was pretty rotten on Sunday as Tottenham found a way to do more with less once again, so why not replace him with a striker who last scored a Premier League goal in April?

Because it’s mental, that’s why.