David Luiz- not your average footballer.

[gushayes11]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...als-virgin-28-not-sex-married-girlfriend.html

Remaining a virgin until he's married according to this.

 

[Spurger King]

Can't be right. Him and the rest of the Brazil team got fucked pretty hard by Germany in the world cup.

 

[Nine while nine]

As John Motson would say...

"Oooh, Luiz very late with his tackle there...."

 

[gushayes11]

I wonder if his missus made the same promise, but that all changed when she met Mr Terry?

 

[Amo]

 

[ERO]

It all makes sense now.

Job 9:27
"I will forget my complaint, I will put off my sad face, and be of good cheer"

 

[VegasII]

As John Motson would say...

"Oooh, Luiz very late with his tackle there...."

 

[Duffman]

He already opened his legs for Suarez in the CL Quarter Final