Gerry Francis' hair

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Call it what you want... a listed building, protected species, area of outstanding natural beauty, UNESCO world heritage site... It's all of those things.
 

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This thread takes me back to the mid 90s when I used to visit the first ever Spurs fans forum SIMB by Andrew Ace.

There were frequent comments about "Badger" Francis and his mullet.
 

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Toby's hair is majestic. Only a member of the disgruntled older generation could think otherwise.
I love Toby but there's something about that hair that just screams 'smaller than national average penis size'.

But then I guess I have just turned 30. :(
 

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We always used to call him Taz after the Tasmanian devil...

He does look like a rejected Batman Villain; King Badger though.
 

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The man could NEVER look into the camera, I always remember that he ALWAYS, darted his eyes round it. It was very unnerving.
 

Donki

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Toby's hair is majestic. Only a member of the disgruntled older generation could think otherwise.
I just resent it as the bastard has clearly to thick a head of hair! He could be a fucking hair donner with that lush mop..... ****!
 

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Toby's hair is good but it doesn't beat Kyle Walker's cockerel style barnet from last season. It was so good they were selling Kyle Walker wigs in the Spurs shop.
 

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It's not actually his hair; he's just borrowing it.

Gerry comes from an ancient tribe of barbers that rever the mullet as their totem.

This particular barnet has been passed down for 24 generations.

True story.
ha ha ha
 

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I reckon Gerry 's mullet would survive nuclear war...
I heard that the US government have got it on standby as a backup to the Cheyenne mountain facility. Apparently it can withstand a 3 megatonne detonation within a mile of it.
 

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I reckon he looks a right wally. Good player though.
He was. I was quite gutted when he got sacked as manager. It did go pear shaped in the end but his reign started off very well. Didn't we have a fairly lengthy unbeaten run when he first took over?
 

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He was. I was quite gutted when he got sacked as manager. It did go pear shaped in the end but his reign started off very well. Didn't we have a fairly lengthy unbeaten run when he first took over?
He started off well but by god did we buy some shit dross during his tenure.

I'll always remember him fondly though as he was the manager when I really started getting into following Spurs and I thought he was a good manager, just a shame sugar went through his stingy phase having been burned by Klinsmann, Popescu etc.

Plus there were question marks as to whether his 'terror tuesdays' caused our injury problems.

His hair looked cool when he was a player but fucking awful since he managed us and actually gotten worse!
 

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Haven't seen him for ages.
Can't believe he's still rocking the same do!
Someone's gotta have a word.
 
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