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Timberwolf

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Jan 17, 2008
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Just reading his profile and I'm 93% sure it's a parody. Difficult to be 100% certain though as there are so many genuine ****s on Twitter.
It's just such an odd parody though. Some posts are so batshit they seem they couldn't possibly be real but others are quite bland and innocuous. It almost seems too mental to be fake - someone would really have to be very bored and playing the serious long con.
 

TEESSIDE1

Married, new job and Spurs on the up!
Jul 3, 2006
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guy seems clueless based on other posts

Have you seen his slogan? Cockstraw by name, Cocksure (dickhead) by nature.

edit: his background photo also says Cockstraw and Associates followed by ‘the biggest cock in football’ lol
 

brendanb50

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Jul 21, 2005
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Hardly inspiring but I’d much prefer him than balotelli and Benteke

Agreed. All options in this category appear to be shite imho though. Appreciate Parrott isn’t ready yet but I’d sooner give him minutes over spending money on these 3 options. Maybe I’m undervaluing what the experience could offer but meh
 
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