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slartibartfast

Grunge baby forever
Oct 21, 2012
18,320
33,955
Nice to see Peter Capaldi turn his hand at Football management though. That Brazilian weather must play havoc with his Scottish fair skin.
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Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
39,885
62,549
Brace yourselves for the period between May 17th and May 30th where Liverpool will be reigning English, European, and World Champions. It's going to make their title win that little bit more unbearable.
 

mattyspurs

It is what it is
Jan 31, 2005
15,280
9,893
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"

YNWA ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
23,646
93,313
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"

YNWA ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Image result for michael scott wincing
 

Cavehillspur

Well-Known Member
Jan 28, 2011
13,967
18,271
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"

YNWA ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Unbearable levels of cringe :wtf:
 

noiseboy55

Well-Known Member
Mar 23, 2007
2,349
2,125
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"

YNWA ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
God I hate them. The six times shit makes feel sick. I still hold out hope they will have a monumental collapse at some point and throw it all away. It would only take a few injuries ??
 

VegasII

Well-Known Member
May 14, 2008
9,750
16,670
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"

YNWA ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

barry

Bring me Messi
May 22, 2005
6,505
15,345
We all hate them, but sadly they are very impressive, and supremly resilient to injury for key players. Oh well...let them have their time. A few seasons a ago they're sucess would have pissed me off but it's pointless being upset with things outside of my control. Fuck Liverpool.
 
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