Let's all laugh at Tottenham Hotspur thread

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

My gooner friend was texting me, can't think of anything witty to say :'(

I'll tell you something witty to say.

PM me your number and ill text you it




Xxx

 

[tiger666]

Threads like this.

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/so-you-got-what-you-wanted.104979/

They're the threads fans of other teams will be laughing at, not this one.

 

[Flashspur]

well the Hammers have won two cup finals this season already....lucky chaps

 

[jimtheyid]

1. Ouch, thankfully Spammers are too thick to work in my office. Although I did have to contend with a lot of dippers from all those Anfield slums in....the Home Counties

   
   You calling me thick?

 

[spurs_girl_tasha]

I'll tell you something witty to say.

PM me your number and ill text you it




Xxx

I went for the classic "you're a wanker" which is true, he's a gooner and wants to be a lawyer. Everyone knows lawyers are wankers (sorry @Stoof)

 

[Marcus_spur]

As a LFC supporter I think this thread is funny and reflects well on Spurs fans and shows they have good humour and the ability to laugh at themselves which is missing from so many football supporters in todays dog eat dog modern football world. Not sure we'd have the humour to do this.

Its a good laugh and I applaud the balls and humility.

Just when I think we've hit rock bottom here and the forum is a farce, Toela saves the day. <3

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

I went for the classic "you're a wanker" which is true, he's a gooner and wants to be a lawyer. Everyone knows lawyers are wankers (sorry @Stoof)

Good choice, but i definitely think you should pm me your number, definitely

 

[Lilbaz]

I'm more deluded than any rawk/bluemoon or kumb poster (not quite there with arsemania, but to post on a site called that you were probably weird to begin with).

We're gonna win the league!

 

[Gassin's finest]

Got to laugh at it all... otherwise we'd have all cracked up ages ago wouldn't we? Now pass me the chicken baster, the donkey has gotten stuck in the exhaust pipe again...

 

[absolute bobbins]

1. 
   
   You calling me thick?

 

[TheChosenOne]

This macabre sense of humour is what got myself and my pals through the dark dismal days of the mid to late 1970's.

It's nothing new.

Owners, directors, managers and players will come and go but THFC is MY THFC !

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Threads like this.

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/so-you-got-what-you-wanted.104979/

They're the threads fans of other teams will be laughing at, not this one.

This is a private forum so they won't see that unless they sign up.

 

[tiger666]

This is a private forum so they won't see that unless they sign up.

Thank christ.

 

[Blackcanary]

This is a private forum so they won't see that unless they sign up.

I can see the spurs chat section when not logged in on my ipad - it's only transfer rumours I can't.

 

[Bromavinci]

I think what's worse is the football fans around me (mostly Liverpool & ManU, but a spattering of Man City, Villa, even a Leeds fan) aren't even given it any banter. They just look at me like the kid who always gets picked last in the playground...

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I can see the spurs chat section when not logged in on my ipad - it's only transfer rumours I can't.

oh really?? Well fuck me.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Thank christ.

is he not the one that put a jinx on us? after the whole misunderstanding with the crucifix.

 

[fatpiranha]

This is the second time this season my one Hammers mate has got to gloat over me like a bitcoin billionaire and I have to admit everything he says is true. What use indeed are my literacy, personal hygiene and opposable thumbs when my chosen team performs so badly?

 

[Kingstheman]

Ho, ho...

Ho!

 

[Flashspur]

well when the London buses start having a laugh, you know that you've hit the bottom