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Flynn

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Sep 2, 2004
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Is there a more mediocre player with so many premiership appearances as noble? Watching him last night and he offers nothing. I think West Ham had more shots on target than he had forward passes.
 

brendanb50

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Jul 21, 2005
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Is there a more mediocre player with so many premiership appearances as noble? Watching him last night and he offers nothing. I think West Ham had more shots on target than he had forward passes.

I figured the same. Last night's game wasn't the best measure as most of their team were in their own half but for me he's 'busy doing nothing' much of the time.
 

aliyid

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Dec 28, 2004
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Saw the result and thought ‘well done League 1 Shrewsbury, they must have fought hard to grab a draw’

Then I saw the stats... :LOL::LOL::LOL:

Possession 56% (S) / 44% (WH)
Shots 9 (S) / 4 (WH)
 

Danners9

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Mar 30, 2004
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MARK NOBLE‏ @Noble16Mark
Mind the gap @JoshCullen8


HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Because he lost a tooth!! HAHAHA and now there's a gap!!!

urghhhhzzzzzzzz
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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MARK NOBLE‏ @Noble16Mark
Mind the gap @JoshCullen8


HAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Because he lost a tooth!! HAHAHA and now there's a gap!!!

urghhhhzzzzzzzz

I think he was talking about the Gap in classs between Shrewsbury and them
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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I saw a West Ham mate of mine in O'Connors las night when I got back from Wembley:
Me: How did your let get on today
Him: Nil Nil draw away to Shrewsbury
Me: 11 men behind the ball eh
Him: No they had a right go at us
Me: I was talking about you having 11 men behind the ball again
 

topper

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Jan 27, 2008
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I saw a West Ham mate of mine in O'Connors las night when I got back from Wembley:
Me: How did your let get on today
Him: Nil Nil draw away to Shrewsbury
Me: 11 men behind the ball eh
Him: No they had a right go at us
Me: I was talking about you having 11 men behind the ball again
I rated this post as funny but I should have hit the agree button as that’s exactly what Spam did!
 

SugarRay

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Jul 6, 2011
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Apparently Harry Kane is still in Declan Rice’s pocket and our own Sanchez wouldn’t get in their team!

What a load of old bollocks! :ROFLMAO:

The amount of mongos that follow them will never change I guess!
 

Oscar22

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Apr 9, 2004
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Sky sports are reporting on who West Ham have an interest in signing this January, to save you some time... anyone, they will basically sign anyone they really aren’t too fussed.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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Sky sports are reporting on who West Ham have an interest in signing this January, to save you some time... anyone, they will basically sign anyone they really aren’t too fussed.
This not true mate, they insist on the player owning his own boots...and that's a dealbreaker, they won't budge on that.
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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Sky sports are reporting on who West Ham have an interest in signing this January, to save you some time... anyone, they will basically sign anyone they really aren’t too fussed.

they'll sign whoever is cheapest in the end
 
Jan 28, 2011
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So, to summarise.

In the summer, there was much piss-taking about this...

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But then they bought Hernandez and West Ham fans were all...

https://mobile.twitter.com/AwayFansChants/status/889930754691670017/video/1

No way he'll be one of those failed strikers, they said. He'll be a legend, they said.

And they were right. Big clap, please, for Javier Hernandez who, in his six months at the club, has scored way more than 3 goals. Well, one more than 3 goals, to be precise, but, even so, he's done it.

However, it looks as if the ill-fated romance is about to end.

"He's just a goal hanger" said one poster on KUMB, somehow shocked by this despite Hernandez being renowned for only ever having scored inside the penalty area.

And although one West Ham fan on KUMB correctly diagnoses the problem when he says - "He's not actually doing anything differently than he's ever done - he's a finisher and there's nothing to finish." :ROFLMAO: - the general feeling amongst West Ham fans is that he's not a Moyes player and has no future.

"David Moyes has got his number", one West Ham fan told me.

Which, of course, is famously more than the kit-man managed when Hernandez signed.

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Oh, West Ham, never change.
 
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