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Paul Merson .. Football Pundit ?

Montasura

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Oh ffs, I keep trying to type what I think of Merson but there must be a problem with the **** buttons on my keyboard!!
 

Insomnia

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Rocksuperstar

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Hands up anyone else who thinks Merson's obsession with Harry is a bit stalkery now. :stop:

How long before he's wandering around Trafalgar Square wearing a sandwich board with his latest "headline" on?
 

cider spurs

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Hands up anyone else who thinks Merson's obsession with Harry is a bit stalkery now. :stop:

How long before he's wandering around Trafalgar Square wearing a sandwich board with his latest "headline" on?


Quite a while I'd suggest. He has enough trouble with pronunciation, adding spelling to the mix is a step too far.
 

hughy

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I just don't understand Merson. Remember back around 15/16 when pundits and fans of other clubs were banging the drum for ages that Kane's entire game revolved around how many goals he scored, and little else? I feel like Merson is still under this impression, and has it in his thick fucking head that if Kane doesn't score a goal every single game that he'll be looking to move.

I question whether Merson has watched a single Spurs game in the last 4 seasons, because from what he says in his column (which let's be honest he only gets to write because people feel sorry for him) it doesn't seem as though he has.

The guy lost his marbles as soon as he retired from football.
 

Delboy75

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Was watching soccer Saturday yesterday just thinking how unbelievably awful it is. There are YouTube channels with better content and production absolutely shocking. Merson Bent Morrison combined IQ is probably still less than the bloke in the pub. Bent actually said at one point “ Brighton just need someone to stand in the box and knock it in”. Dawson is slightly better but still not great, but I might even be bias in regard to him.
 

Mate

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Was watching soccer Saturday yesterday just thinking how unbelievably awful it is. There are YouTube channels with better content and production absolutely shocking. Merson Bent Morrison combined IQ is probably still less than the bloke in the pub. Bent actually said at one point “ Brighton just need someone to stand in the box and knock it in”. Dawson is slightly better but still not great, but I might even be bias in regard to him.

No you're spot on. It's why Jeff's leaving at the end of the season, although he's quite openly said he isn't retiring yet.

Got a feeling he will end up on BT/Amazon and will reunite with the old gang.
 
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