What's new

Player Watch: Pierre-Emile Højbjerg

SheffieldAndy

Friends with the monster under my bed.
Jul 4, 2012
1,677
1,985
More a want than a song, to the Simpsons sounding up tempo version of our famous chant.

‘Oh when the Spurs, sign Højbjerg
Oh when the Spurs, sign Højbjerg
Can it please be in the summer
Oh when the Spurs sign Hojbjerg
Oh Hojbjerg!’
 

wishkah

Well-Known Member
Jan 27, 2011
4,790
14,449
Well this is a story all about when my life got flip turned upside down...

...thats why they call him the fresh Prince Hold-de-air
 
Jan 28, 2011
5,645
78,672
If we want a Højbjerg chant, then surely all we need to do is follow the standard four-point plan

1) Find out what Southampton used to sing about him
2) Nick it
3) Replace 'Saints' with 'Spurs' where applicable
4) Sing it reallllllly slowwwwwly

I mean it's not as if that hasn't worked before.

Plus Højbjerg gets a chant he recognises. We don't have to think of anything original. Saints' fans moan incessantly about it on Saintsweb. And we take the piss out of them about it. Everyone's a winner.
 
D

Deleted member 27995

If we want a Højbjerg chant, then surely all we need to do is follow the standard four-point plan

1) Find out what Southampton used to sing about him
2) Nick it
3) Replace 'Saints' with 'Spurs' where applicable
4) Sing it reallllllly slowwwwwly

I mean it's not as if that hasn't worked before.

Plus Højbjerg gets a chant he recognises. We don't have to think of anything original. Saints' fans moan incessantly about it on Saintsweb. And we take the piss out of them about it. Everyone's a winner.
So basically 'When the Højbjerg's go marching in' ?
 

wrd

Well-Known Member
Aug 22, 2014
13,603
58,005
What about:

Pierre, Pierre, he's our man, if he can't do it then sign someone else
 

BringBack_leGin

Well-Known Member
Jul 28, 2004
27,719
54,929
I’m not even bothering. After years of wasting ‘la Donna e mobile‘ on completely inappropriate names, we finally have a player who is the perfect fit for it in Tanguy Ndombele, right inflections on the right vowels, right number of syllables, and he was our record signing, and he screwed the pooch.

Far as I’m concerned we can sing ‘high mountain, woooah, high mountain, woooah, Jose took a punt, cost he’s a clever runt...
 

Hoddle&Waddle

Well-Known Member
Nov 25, 2012
8,337
17,565
You and I must make a pact

We must bring Salvation back

Just call his name, its Hojbjerg (Hoy-be-air)

Jackson five "I'll be there"
 
Last edited:

Japhet

Well-Known Member
Aug 30, 2010
19,232
57,387
I’m not even bothering. After years of wasting ‘la Donna e mobile‘ on completely inappropriate names, we finally have a player who is the perfect fit for it in Tanguy Ndombele, right inflections on the right vowels, right number of syllables, and he was our record signing, and he screwed the pooch.

Far as I’m concerned we can sing ‘high mountain, woooah, high mountain, woooah, Jose took a punt, cost he’s a clever runt...

'La Donna e mobile' would look good on the side of a kebab van.
 

Spurrific

Well-Known Member
Jun 2, 2011
13,501
57,356
Why does potentially signing a player turn every fucker into an aspiring song-writer? There has never, and I mean never, been a good chant suggested on this website or any other.
 
Top