Rubbish football appreciation thread

barry

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This is always a classic. Roberto carlosesque free kick from the Brazilian League. Beautiful in it's awesomeness.
 

VegasII

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You could probably add some of our 90s mixtapes in here:shifty::ROFLMAO:

And some of West Ham’s current ones.
 
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Christ... my legs this morning!

I can't get up and down the pitch like I used to, and my legs don't have the power as they should, so I just lurked Pirlo style in the centre. I didn't disgrace myself; Set up a couple of goals and had a few shots that weren't embarrassingly over or wide... although I did make one air shot at a volley which ended up straining my left thigh.

Still, good to be back playing. It felt good pinging passes around.
 

ernie78

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Christ... my legs this morning!

I can't get up and down the pitch like I used to, and my legs don't have the power as they should, so I just lurked Pirlo style in the centre. I didn't disgrace myself; Set up a couple of goals and had a few shots that weren't embarrassingly over or wide... although I did make one air shot at a volley which ended up straining my left thigh.

Still, good to be back playing. It felt good pinging passes around.
On one of the hottest days of last summer I played my first game in about 8 yrs. I was 4months off turning 40 and playing with lads in their late 20s. I must’ve lost half a stone in sweat, was dying & my legs definitely could not do what my head wanted them too. To top it off I went in goal for a breather and took a shot straight to the balls from about 3 yards out :inpain:
 

Rocksuperstar

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Asking to be taken out waist high.
Love watching players showboating at inappropriate times get destroyed by some farmer. When it happens, it makes me smile to know that everyone on that pitch has been picked for their particular talent and the manager has had the forethought to put a hard working ploughman on the minute he identified some flash Harold on the oppo's team sheet (y)
 

aliyid

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The ladies side for my local team (Maidstone United) scored one of the greatest rubbish goals of all time last season

 

Gbspurs

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The ladies side for my local team (Maidstone United) scored one of the greatest rubbish goals of all time last season

All the good work from the women's world cup undone in a matter of seconds.
 
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