Sitting near a numpty

[Colonel_Klinck]

Went to the game last night with my brother and his 3 kids. Sat in the Paxton Upper and we had 3 lads sat right behind us. One of them literally didn't shut up for the whole 90 minutes. It was like the worst running commentary at way too high a volume you've ever heard in your life! He thought he was funny and if only he had been it would have been bearable. I'm the last person for a confrontation but I was so close to turning around and telling him to shut the fuck up! I know he was just a cocky little shite but if I still had a season ticket and was near him every week I'd have to say something. Anyone had to actually say something?

 

[jurgen11]

I used to sit next to a Neanderthal sort of chappie. His party piece was standing up , giving it some large crucifixion stylee with the arms and bellowing out songs. Unfortunately he got all the mucking words fuddled...his two greatest hits were "Give it to Berbatov" and "Jermaine Defoe, yiiiiiiiiido"...one day he announced he had been thrown out of Mensa and we never saw him again.

 

[Hoops]

More often than not ive been next to some idiots. I think its just part of going to football.

 

[mpickard2087]

Disappointed that this hasn't turned into a game of 'Guess the SC poster'...

 

[Gassin's finest]

I get the odd misery guts like the guy last night. Completely silent the whole match, not even getting to his feet or celebrating when we scored. Yet the slightest bloody mistake like a stray pass and he mutters "faakkin' usless".

Just, what are you even doing here you miserable ****?

 

[Nine while nine]

More often than not ive been next to some idiots. I think its just part of going to football.

Same here.

Sometimes I'm surrounded by a bunch of mindless, tuneless, feckless idiots who seem intent on spoiling my enjoyment of the game...

And sometimes I leave the family at home.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Went to the game last night with my brother and his 3 kids. Sat in the Paxton Upper and we had 3 lads sat right behind us. One of them literally didn't shut up for the whole 90 minutes. It was like the worst running commentary at way too high a volume you've ever heard in your life! He thought he was funny and if only he had been it would have been bearable. I'm the last person for a confrontation but I was so close to turning around and telling him to shut the fuck up! I know he was just a cocky little shite but if I still had a season ticket and was near him every week I'd have to say something. Anyone had to actually say something?

A pound to a pinch of shit it was Houdini. Was he wearing a Bob Marley knitted hat in Rasta colours ?

 

[worcestersauce]

I've been lucky I've never been unlucky enough to sit near one, strangely I am always hearing people near me moaning about some idiot sitting near them but I never seem to hear him.
I guess that might be because I like to explain what's going on in the game to people around me, I know they appreciate it they just don't like to say, bless them.

 

[Adam456]

Used to go with a mate on here now and again and we were seated next to two fat sweaty Neanderthals who shouted 'Jenas you c*** ' throughout (like 200 times) as if it was a bet or something.

Had an old fella behind who only ever spoke when we made a mistake and said, every time, word for word, 'Cone on Spurs, you're not going to win doing that'. No matter what

 

[thfc1973]

I very rarely go to matches, but one time I did I was rather exited and was shouting 'shoot' at every good opportunity I thought we had a scoring chance. Then some guy in a row below me turns around and says 'why don't you shut up about shooting all the time'. So the second half comes and I had to hold myself and then somehow whilst in a moment where I didn't shout shoot, good old Ade steps up and shoots from what looked like just outside the box and scores... hahaha I must say I did chirp up again and said rather loudly, 'and that's what happens when you shoot!'

 

[Hoops]

Used to go with a mate on here now and again and we were seated next to two fat sweaty Neanderthals who shouted 'Jenas you c*** ' throughout (like 200 times) as if it was a bet or something.

Had an old fella behind who only ever spoke when we made a mistake and said, every time, word for word, 'Cone on Spurs, you're not going to win doing that'. No matter what

I awlways thought that people who moan at every mistake moan, because they dont understand what is a good bit of play. Its easier to moan at a fuck up. Than see the suttleties of good movement or positioning for example.

 

[slartibartfast]

Used to go with a mate on here now and again and we were seated next to two fat sweaty Neanderthals who shouted 'Jenas you c*** ' throughout (like 200 times) as if it was a bet or something.

Had an old fella behind who only ever spoke when we made a mistake and said, every time, word for word, 'Cone on Spurs, you're not going to win doing that'. No matter what

Sweaty Neanderthals???
I've met people from Holland and they were very nice. Racist

 

[DanielT]

I think every Spurs fan at some point has sat next to a guy that's berated Jenas for no real reason

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

I've heard all kinds before. One guy who always shouted "away!" anytime the ball came near our area. It actually seems like every team has one of those though. This prick was almost doing a radio commentary but one where you get half the names wrong and have zero idea what the fuck you're on about.

 

[dondo]

Used to love going to the games but I prefer to watch it at home nowdays.
The constant abuse and same old banter between fans is laughable.
I'm sure spurs fan are no different from the rest of football fans but I wish we would sing more pro spurs songs and less anti other teams song ie the sol Campbell song that I hear most weeks

 

[Conando]

Used to go with a mate on here now and again and we were seated next to two fat sweaty Neanderthals who shouted 'Jenas you c*** ' throughout (like 200 times) as if it was a bet or something.

No word of a lie; I was at a game with some mug shouting the exact same shit, until we reminded him Jenas wasn't playing. He also had to be reminded each team are only allowed to make 3 substitutions, after calling for the manager to bring on numerous players, undoubtedly no longer at the club.

 

[Ionman34]

Sweaty Neanderthals???
I've met people from Holland and they were very nice. Racist

There's only 2 things I hate in this World, people who are intolerant of other people's culture...

And the Dutch!

 

[Mattspur]

I've heard all kinds before. One guy who always shouted "away!" anytime the ball came near our area. It actually seems like every team has one of those though. This prick was almost doing a radio commentary but one where you get half the names wrong and have zero idea what the fuck you're on about.

David Pleat?

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

"Most" other football fans are prats.

 

[MkYid]

I remember my first game was away to sheffield wed when i was about 10 or 11. Some bellend behind me, my brother and my dad wouldnt shut up about how shit Calderwood was, which in itself was true, but the scottish bastard this scottish c**t that for 20 minutes was enough for my dad, a big fooking scot, so he clouted him in the jaw... deffo an experience the first time i got to a match, shame we got evicted with 10 to go