Player Watch - Steven Bergwijn signs for Ajax

[DJS]

Steve

Steven.

Or, to give it the Dutch pronunciation, Schteven.

Fuck you both very much ??

 

[sausage]

Ssshhhhhh lol

Why do people waste their time doing these up??

Doesn't take long if you can do it and can be bothered to - although I'd have chosen a better source photo for the face e.g.

 

[philll]

We signed Messi?!

 

[Flashspur]

I don't mean to kill the excitement, but we have bought quite a lot of players who havn't actually strengthened our team or really impressed the last 7 years. Llorente, Clinton, Soldado, Paulinho, Chadli, Janssen, Dempsey etc. The list goes on. We all know the success stories: Eriksen, Alli, Son, Dier, Verth, Toby etc. But, don't forget getting young players like this guy is kind of gambling. Eresdivision.. Not like the best leagues in Europe. To compare it with two leagues in Europe I know quite well, PL and norwegian Eliteserien, I think the level of Eresdivision is closer to the level of the norwegian league (but off course a lot more rapid and with higher intensity and more brilliant technique though). But, don't be to excited and expect too much. That's my advice. This might turn out to be great and maybe our greatest signing in years (lets hope), but he might also turn out to be a big flop.. It's really hard to tell IMO.

You must be fun at parties

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

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Thats defo fake

 

[SlotBadger]

@daveduvet, is that Des O’Connor cosying up to Tina Turner?

Niche.

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

Doesn't take long if you can do it and can be bothered to - although I'd have chosen a better source photo for the face e.g.

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[mark87]

Yuck

 

[tiger666]

Yuck

Wat

 

[mark87]

Wat

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Still yuck

 

[tiger666]

Still yuck

Blasphemy

 

[Typical Spurs]

Steven.

Or, to give it the Dutch pronunciation, Schteven.

That's absolutely killed me

 

[sausage]

Thats defo fake

This one isn't. The club also most definitely gave him a promotional sausage with his shirt, too.

(Adjusted placement of head for lack of neck on the lad)

 

[topper]

Doesn't take long if you can do it and can be bothered to - although I'd have chosen a better source photo for the face e.g.

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Who needs Bruno F! Put that in your collective pipe you Levy haters - he always comes good for us!

 

[eddiev14]

Another photo leaked from this afternoon’s unveiling. Should be announced on social media tomorrow.

 

[spursgirls]

So how do we pronounce his name?

I heard it pronounced Berg-vine on tv but whether they were right or not I have no idea! ?

 

[DJS]

New number 14? (I’d forgotten that it was available again then saw someone on wiki has given him that lol).

 

[daveduvet]

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@daveduvet, is that Des O’Connor cosying up to Tina Turner?

Niche.

Brilliant... ?. Thought I’d deleted it in time. FairPlay to you. It’s actually Nicolas parsons. On me and mates what’s app group we try to be first to say who’s ? (dead) celebrity wise ??‍

 

[Danny B]

They have their hands in exactly the same position

Entirely coincidental.

 

[Philly Yid]

Wat

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If you zoom in you can see the sugar boogers in his nose