Super Jan Vertonghen Lives Up To His Song

Acid

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So essentially this is a thread picking out guys with boners then.
Yeah lol - on that note remember Bale @ Inter, that guy always played best when he had a semi; hung like a friggin' horse.
 

Acid

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Ummmm ok. I liked Bale as much as the next bloke but ... ;)
Oh please, it was impossible not to notice, I don't generally often sometimes look at the male crotch area but as he ran past Maicon it was like that Linford Christie picture. Reckon Maicon was scared of getting walloped with it.
 

Always Offside

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Oh please, it was impossible not to notice, I don't generally often sometimes look at the male crotch area but as he ran past Maicon it was like that Linford Christie picture. Reckon Maicon was scared of getting walloped with it.
That'd explain why he allowed Bale to run past him all night then. Maicon must've had a word to Zanetti at half time too. :)
 

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It's great to see them all looking so happy, thought we'd never see it with some of those players.

Mason looks like a skinny David Brent there.
Getting a hard on for the team is the best happy body language from Jan since he scored against man United lol.
 

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For the record I not only couldn't see Jans impressive donger in the photo without being told, I couldn't even pick HIM out in it.
Also, I can now never ever watch a replay of Gareth Bale beating Inter in case I spot his supposed semi too.

Edit: I won't even be able to say "he tore them a new hole" like I used to.
 

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I noticed this and said "I bet SC already has a thread on it. They won't let me down and they certainly won't overlook the opportunity to be sinister and homoerotic".

Good work chaps!:LOL:
 

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ffs people stop being so faggy about who's in the pic and look at jan's magnificent erect penis
can only imagine what its going to look like in the dressing room after we lift the cup...:D
 

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can only imagine what its going to look like in the dressing room after we lift the cup...:D
I'll be honest, i'm hoping for scenes akin to those steamy French rugby calendars they used to do...

*Slips away into very pleasant thoughts*:love:
 
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