SC's 14th Sexiest Male 2008
- May 5, 2005
The Inter game is ridiculous, his dong is mesmeric, especially in the slow-mos. It's like that old Hale & Pace sketch with the sprinters in lycra.For the record I not only couldn't see Jans impressive donger in the photo without being told, I couldn't even pick HIM out in it.
Also, I can now never ever watch a replay of Gareth Bale beating Inter in case I spot his supposed semi too.
Edit: I won't even be able to say "he tore them a new hole" like I used to.