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Archibald&Crooks

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One Daniel Levy
There's only one Daniel Levy
One Daniel Levyyyyyyyyy
There's only one Daniel Levy

:wacky:

It has emerged that Tottenham's dwarf chairman was seething with rage at the latest delays to the new stadium.
"I'm not happy" he shouted across to table to contractors. To which one of them replied "Well, which one are you then"

Yeah, yeah, I know.........:cautious:

Yesterday I said to Mrs A&C 'I've got a problem.'
She replied 'No, WE have a problem, WE are a couple, WE are married, WE are a unit.
your problem is my problem WE are in this together.'
Overwhelmed with relief I said 'its hardly worth mentioning now.'
But she insisted on knowing, 'what's is the problem?'
I then had to explain to her that "WE have got your sister pregnant"
 

Lighty64

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One Daniel Levy
There's only one Daniel Levy
One Daniel Levyyyyyyyyy
There's only one Daniel Levy

:wacky:

It has emerged that Tottenham's dwarf chairman was seething with rage at the latest delays to the new stadium.
"I'm not happy" he shouted across to table to contractors. To which one of them replied "Well, which one are you then"

Yeah, yeah, I know.........:cautious:

Yesterday I said to Mrs A&C 'I've got a problem.'
She replied 'No, WE have a problem, WE are a couple, WE are married, WE are a unit.
your problem is my problem WE are in this together.'
Overwhelmed with relief I said 'its hardly worth mentioning now.'
But she insisted on knowing, 'what's is the problem?'
I then had to explain to her that "WE have got your sister pregnant"

I hope your wife knows about these jokes or you have a very secure password, or you might have a problem:cautious:

thanks for bring a smile to an unhappy person, makes SC worth visiting occasionally on a week when we are in meltdown. also apologies for off topic post(y)
 

Insomnia

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I hope your wife knows about these jokes or you have a very secure password, or you might have a problem:cautious:

thanks for bring a smile to an unhappy person, makes SC worth visiting occasionally on a week when we are in meltdown. also apologies for off topic post(y)
You're easily pleased, A&C's material is very dated and pretty pony imho :cautious:
 

Trix

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Been told we are looking to bring in a CF but it's likely to be a loan.


And don't bother trying to guess who because A I don't know who it is and B it slightly irritates A&C.
 
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NickHSpurs

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Here we go with the ITK to make us feel slightly better about life, until we're still scrambling around on deadline day... Has Louis Saha retired?
 

wrd

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Literally no one decent would be available on a loan.

We’re such cheap skates.

Feel like fans are panicking but nobody is selling a top striker in January, we would have to overspend on shite that would sit on our bench in the way for 3 years blocking a good deal. lose/lose situation.
 

jay2040

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Feel like fans are panicking but nobody is selling a top striker in January, we would have to overspend on shite that would sit on our bench in the way for 3 years blocking a good deal. lose/lose situation.

Which good deal is that!
 

wirE

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A snowball's chance in hell but I'd take Bats or maybe Morata off of chelski's payroll
 

Spursfan1414

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You might be right however FL is never going to be capable of playing 180 minutes of football per week until Sonny returns

That’s a fair point though Son isn’t gone for that long. Certainly not against reinforcements but it’s hard to see anyone who’d make a difference being available, still surprised that Poch completely ruled out giving Jansenn a second chance tbh.
 
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