The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th July 2014

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Your Thursday thread.

A&C is still busy and only able to make fleeting visits due to an ongoing building project. Progress is being made and completion is very near. Yay. So fleeting post poo/wee-wee/barclays visits is about it for now.

Andele! Andele! Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Yeehaw!

Hopefully by Tuesday i'll have enough time to educate you all in the art of cutting the bottom off a Rolo and attaching them to a nipple. Oh and the test results on stuffing handfuls of popping candy up the bum are in. More on all that next week.

Laters.

 

[Nine while nine]

Andele! Andele! Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Yeehaw!

Hmm, a Speedy Gonzales reference.

Could we be in for a Mexican?

Or could it be an oblique reference to Speedy's cousin, one Slowpoke Rodriguez....

Incidentally, Speedy derives his name from a joke about a Mexican renowned for rapid copulation (with Slowpoke therefore acting as a counterpoint to this) - so it's probably just a standard A&C sexual reference after all...

 

[VegasII]

Popping candy?

Maradonna?

 

[Banny]

Maybe a little pea??

 

[GobbyJJ]

South American? Rojo? Be nice

 

[max cady]

Where did my post go.

 

[Breezer]

Where did my post go.

Right here! lol

 

[RuskyM]

spanish

spanish people

dora the explorer

internet explorer

no one likes internet explorer

no one likes the french

the french

it's griezmann. knew it

 

[Gbspurs]

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Your Thursday thread.

A&C is still busy and only able to make fleeting visits due to an ongoing building project. Progress is being made and completion is very near. Yay. So fleeting post poo/wee-wee/barclays visits is about it for now.

Andele! Andele! Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa! Yeehaw!

Hopefully by Tuesday i'll have enough time to educate you all in the art of cutting the bottom off a Rolo and attaching them to a nipple. Oh and the test results on stuffing handfuls of popping candy up the bum are in. More on all that next week.

Laters.

Why do I get the feeling that DL is trying to save money and has you building our new stadium?

 

[harry's chin]

Why do I get the feeling that DL is trying to save money and has you building our new stadium?

can always rely on A&C managing a large erection

 

[Booney]

Why do I get the feeling that DL is trying to save money and has you building our new stadium?

Apparently at one of the White Hart Lane planning meetings, DL wasn't sure what to do with the giant brass cock. Seemed obvious that they turned to A&C...

 

[CockOnBall]

Matthias Ginter has just signed for Dortmund. I think he was rumoured by one ITK to be on our list.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Suggestions in the rules that we don't have Twitter in this thread. It obviously hasn't sunk in for some.

 

[thinktank]

Who: Grey Fox
When: 17th July
Where: SC

We have recieved bids for three of our players and placed bids on at least 5 to come in, with 2 accepted. Its all about wether the individuals concerned want to move either in or out as most have choices of more than one offer. We have had two bids for Dawson accepted and an enquiry about Rose (not a firm bid yet) thought to be Hull.
Poch is concerned about our our defence and how we move the ball from back to front wants some experience in the squad , but has been impressed with some of the younger players and attitude of the players he has been working with. Vertonghen is happy to give it at least another season and will almost certainly sign a new contract, almost doubling his wages.

Been told we after a couple of "big" named players, but wages will be a problem if we can't off load a few. Apologies for being vague about some of this, but been asked not to mention too many specifics. Although we are on tour there still might be some business done as everything has been agreed in principle before they left. I am a bit Meh about a couple and excited about the rest of names mentioned, but that is my own opinion.

But, but, but...

 

[wiggo24]

My guesses to Grey Fox's ITK, almost definitely completely wrong....

2 bids accepted: Davies, Lascelles

3 other bids made : Schneiderin, Griezmann, young player

Would tie in to the big names bit...

3 bids made for Spurs players: Dawson, Siggy, Naughton.

 

[faze_coys]

Mr Fox,

which player positions are you excited by and which are meh?

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Slightly contradictory ITK now about big name players... unless it is literally players with big names as JJ alluded to on Twitter and not players with a big reputation!

 

[GutBucket]

About Grey Fox ITK:
Think he is meh about Ben Davies, maybe Lascelles or Remy, excited about Schneiderlin and hopefully some good LW.

 

[bceej]

Matthias Ginter has just signed for Dortmund. I think he was rumoured by one ITK to be on our list.

10 million euros too...

 

[Grey Fox]

Slightly contradictory ITK now about big name players... unless it is literally players with big names as JJ alluded to on Twitter and not players with a big reputation!

I can tell you, their names arn't Scrabble