The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 20th June 2013

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Good morning ITK freaks.....​

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Yesterday saw orgasmic amounts of ITK resulting in SC's general mood being a bit more positive to say the least.​

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First up was POTL when he posted in a thread about Paulinho and had a pop at JJ at the same time.​

Franco 'hasn't got a clue about football' Baldini is about to introduce himself to Spurs faithful. Very impressive Franco leading negotiations on this one

Nice one Mr Phantom 'Livermore to QPR done' of the Lane. Very classy. An own goal scored there I think.

Then The Goat bleated about Leandro

The Goat has heard that we are still in for Damiao but Levy wants to wait until the last possible moment. (there's a shock )

Our sources exact words were: Levy wants to hang this one out till the last day. We wont be making any moves on it till then unless their lot change their tune

After a little while he came back with a bit more on the above......Which was a good job because several members were put on suicide watch.........

Further to update 78 (Leandro Damiao) The Goat's source got in touch to clarify a little further and says: 'He isn't the priority he once was'

All hail The Goat!

Then Storts on Paulinho

Looking very promising

It is isn't it?

Then we had some bickering and cock brandishing over something petty but hey, it wouldn't be this thread without a spot of cock waving now would it?

The final piece of ITK came from The Goat, topping off what must have been one of his busiest days ever with.....

The Goat has a source who says that he's hearing David Villa could be the main attacking target and there is a very good chance we'll get him. The interesting thing was he said he expected Defoe and Ade to stay as it is felt that we need premier experience up top. This source is a seperate to todays earlier updates but equally trustworthy.

Which rather nicely put an end to the guessing games which had begun, but caused another round of cock brandishing when one or two complained about signing him. Seriously. Sorry, I mean SERIOUSLY? Fuck. Off.

And that was the ITK for yesterday. In other news..............

I'm worried my car won't sell on eBay, there's only one person watching it.

Still that's more than when I took the wife dogging.

And finally Daniel Levy sat bolt upright when he read that Henrik Larsson came out of retirement at the age of 41 to play alongside his 15-year-old son Jordan for Swedish fourth division side Hogaborg. The younger Larsson was among the scorers as his side beat Tenhult 4-2. Cynical Levywatchers are expecting to see us make moves to bring Henrik to the Lane immediately, resulting in us signing him in 2015.

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[AussieSpurMan]

Lets hope for another day of ITK like the last!

 

[Legacy]

Good news about Leandro, if true. If he's no longer the priority he once was, that must mean we've identified new, hopefully more easily attainable, targets for that young striker role.

Don't know how I feel about us holding onto both Defoe and Adebayor though. They're on huge wages, neither should be first choice striker next season and both will be one year closer to the end of their career next summer so their value is going to plummet. Any reasonable offer for either, or both, and we should be snapping at them.

 

[ButchCassidy]

Good news about Leandro, if true. If he's no longer the priority he once was, that must mean we've identified new, hopefully more easily attainable, targets for that young striker role.

Rodrigo please!

 

[Sum Monsterism]

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Nice one Mr Phantom 'Livermore to QPR done' of the Lane. Very classy. An own goal scored there I think.

you really don't like the cock measuring contests do you?


aside from that, it feels like time to get all happy about signings... which usually means it's going down the toilet in the next 24hrs.

prozac administering usb sticks at the ready everyone! From tomorrow the nights get shorter, which I presume means less time for Baldini to work his magic?

 

[Dharmabum]

Lets hope for another day of ITK like the last!

I'd rather have real signings announced on the official site

 

[voxy28]

I hope we throw in a bid today for Pauline....

 

[Flashspur]

Exciting times with all this talk about Brazilians. Havent heard that much talk about it round the house since her indoor's had her last 'shave and a hair cut'.

 

[talkshowhost86]

The Goat must be shagged out after yesterday. Three bleats in a day is way above his standard output.

 

[Yid-ol]

The one day i dont pay much attention in here and there is a good amount of ITK! Will need to keep a closer eye on it from now.

Lets hope we are now getting close to the window being open we will see more ITK coming each day now.

 

[dirtyh]

even though the confederations cup is obviously still ongoing, i hope paulinho is as close as is to be believed as it's got a chelscum style gazump written all over it the longer we go without anything official. Sounds as if bernard may be going the same way after they're clearly touting for higher bids.

If levy has got baldini in solely to sort out these south american transfers where everything from a finger to nose hair is owned by someone different then it's a masterstroke.

Loved the leandro itk too, £7.5m deal at 10.59pm Aug 31

 

[Hoopspur]

More ITK and less bickering please. Not very busy at work, but it's driving me away from this thread. What am I now meant to do when I should be working? Be considerate to poor thumb twiddlers!

 

[worcestersauce]

How shall we fuck off oh Lord?
But seriously people shouldn't moan about the confederation cup, it's made it easy for us as its seems to have brought all our targets together in one place. We could just set up a medical tent and do a job lot.

 

[davidofkane]

I hope we throw in a bid today for Pauline....

Pretty sure we already have!

 

[wishkah]

Morning,

Another day of promising dawns to keep my work productivity at an all time low please!

 

[Flashspur]

work.......there is not such thing as work in a transfer window...ish period

 

[SWyid]

work.......there is not such thing as work in a transfer window...ish period

Priorities eh? Just got to work and the first thing I do is come on here

I don't expect us to sign Paulinho until after the confederations cup unfortunately, just hoping that doesn't give anyone else an oppurtunity to come and do a chelsea on us.

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

Priorities eh? Just got to work and the first thing I do is come on here

I don't expect us to sign Paulinho until after the confederations cup unfortunately, just hoping that doesn't give anyone else an oppurtunity to come and do a chelsea on us.

His agent and club will be working hard to ensure that someone does 'a Chelsea on us' as they want to make the maximum amount of money possible.

 

[McArchibald]

Another ITK Bonanza like yesterday seems to much to hope for... won't stop me from hitting refresh every 20 secs or so...

 

[hoose]

How shall we fuck off oh Lord?
But seriously people shouldn't moan about the confederation cup, it's made it easy for us as its seems to have brought all our targets together in one place. We could just set up a medical tent and do a job lot.

I'm picturing levy just outside this US issue tent with a picture of uncle Sam in the background saying " join spurs ,see the world!"