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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning ITK freaks.....​
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Absolutely nothing of note happened yesterday :(

I hate days like that. Now, instead of reporting the ITK and cracking wise about Mrs A&C i've got two choices. Write something up to amuse you all or do fuck all.
 
whitechina

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As A & C couldn't be arsed today I'll tell ya all something true from this week.
Living in Southern China and having an extended Chinese family sometimes some jobs need to be done. In our works office was a mouse and so everyone voted me the exterminator! Ok I went to the market- bought a trap, set the trap up caught the unwanted little mouse.:) Now do I just let it go or kill it? I decided to use the mother in laws red bucket. I've never seen anyone use it until today! I drowned the little mouse and got rid of the body. Then after telling them all how happy I was etc. Got told the red bucket is used to wash our underwear by hand each morning and mine had been washed today!:cry:
 
Rogmeister

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whitechina said:
As A & C couldn't be arsed today I'll tell ya all something true from this week.
Living in Southern China and having an extended Chinese family sometimes some jobs need to be done. In our works office was a mouse and so everyone voted me the exterminator! Ok I went to the market- bought a trap, set the trap up caught the unwanted little mouse.:) Now do I just let it go or kill it? I decided to use the mother in laws red bucket. I've never seen anyone use it until today! I drowned the little mouse and got rid of the body. Then after telling them all how happy I was etc. Got told the red bucket is used to wash our underwear by hand each morning and mine had been washed today!:cry:
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I can't believe you did that mate, surely you are aware of the legend?

Supposedly if you drown a mouse in a red bucket then exactly 100 days later you will be visited in your sleep by a giant rat. You will be awoken to find yourself wearing a gimp mask but instead of a red ball it will be a lump of Stilton.

The rat will then begin to attach traps to your sensitive parts including your nipples and old boy. Just when you think you cannot take anymore the red bucket will appear and you will suffer the very same fate of the mouse. Drowned in dirty pants water.

Your an extremely brave man for doing it.i have heard that strapping three cats to you at all times can reverse the curse but only you will be able to tell us if that works....
 
whitechina

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Rogmeister said:
I can't believe you did that mate, surely you are aware of the legend?

Supposedly if you drown a mouse in a red bucket then exactly 100 days later you will be visited in your sleep by a giant rat. You will be awoken to find yourself wearing a gimp mask but instead of a red ball it will be a lump of Stilton.

The rat will then begin to attach traps to your sensitive parts including your nipples and old boy. Just when you think you cannot take anymore the red bucket will appear and you will suffer the very same fate of the mouse. Drowned in dirty pants water.

Your an extremely brave man for doing it.i have heard that strapping three cats to you at all times can reverse the curse but only you will be able to tell us if that works....
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are you sure you're not a&c- I'm afraid now!
The only way to make this worry go is for some decent ITK or a player signing to be announced:happy:
 
Flashspur

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Where's the goddman ITK? I need my fix! :mad:

Anyone?

POTL, JJ and the rest of you lot get in here! Please? :sorry:
 
Insomnia

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I looked on urban myths today & funtime friday signings for Spurs is complete bollocks, see you all monday
 
Breezer

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WTF is happening in here today!?!? If i wanted to look for exterminators i'd let you know.
 
talkshowhost86

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AussieSpurMan said:
You could be right. But as they say..........

No news is good news!:nailbiting:
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I certainly hope we hear something positive soon, more for the sanity of the people on this site than anything else. With other clubs starting to pick up players, most notably with the Scum seemingly about to splash the cash, I can see people going off the deep end quite quickly if we don't make a move soon.
 
AussieSpurMan

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talkshowhost86 said:
I certainly hope we hear something positive soon, more for the sanity of the people on this site than anything else. With other clubs starting to pick up players, most notably with the Scum seemingly about to splash the cash, I can see people going off the deep end quite quickly if we don't make a move soon.
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I concur! I just hope things are happening behind the scenes and if so i presume its been well shut down in terms of leaks.
Or there could just be nothing happening!:eek:
 
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There's a lot of gassing about us needing to show intent.
Waiting until deadline day to bag a bargain is not showing intent.
It's sensible and cautious. Not bullish and ambitious.
 
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