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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 2nd June 2012

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Well, yesterday was an exciting day wasn't it? Vertonghen virtually came out and said he was a Spurs player but was obviously then told he shouldn't have said that and he retracted it. Strange that he makes a bit of a cock-up and he's a 'yiddo', Harry says something he shouldn't and he's a ****. Go figure.
Got home from work yesterday and my wife started rambling on about how she was leaving me because I'm a selfish, sexist bastard who doesn't listen! "WHOA WHOA WHOA" I said......"where the fuck is my dinner?"​
SC's resident WUM, Keano thought that the 'dumb' rating was what he had to click to log in and a couple of others had rants because they wet their knickers in disappointment that we didn't have a BIG DAY yesterday. I had a rant about the evil Twitter appearing in here, there were pretty much rants all round.​
What few snippets there actually were started with POTL on Harry and his contract.......​
POTL said:
The only thing Harry wants is a new contact now the England job didnt go his way. His Agent is trying to sort something out with Daniel at the moment. Not much progress so far, but that is where 2+2=5.
2+2=5? Those numbers add up to 9. Is he saying we're signing a new striker?​
Then wpd659 told us what Ledley's options were​
wpd659 said:
His options are a pay as you play deal , coaching role, or as a club ambassador.
Or he could go into Porn. I'd choose Porn.​
Then we had the Vertonghen kerfuffle, SSN and ESPN reported we'd signed him, Vertonghen issued a denial and Akqayid said...........​
Akqayid said:
One down..........Four to go
The ITK version of premature ejaculation. Don't go into Porn.​
And that was that. Have a nice weekend, see you Monday.​
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AX-Spur

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Thank you for the roundup! And apologies for the twitter stuff last night, I got cought up in the tidal wave - it will never happen again, I promise!

I must admit, I enjoyed the roller-coaster ride last night! :)
 

rawhide

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Thanks A&C as usual.

Yesterday was obviously too much for some people, Vertonghen included! :D
 

OmarsComing

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4rd

spur of the moment posted the greatest post I have ever read during my short time on SC.

When I asked what an 'ambasitor' was in reply to shoguns itk, spur of the moment instantly replied: " they have resepshuns for people and give them ferero rochey choclits"

Amazing!!! Shame A&C deleted the post :-(
 

pal90

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WPD's Ledders ITK appeared in the Guardian 4 hours later (have just posted it on the front page). Not sure if that means the ITK is confirmed or if WPD works for the Guardian.....:)
 

Bizness

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Odd one this... from FTL re: Tomkins

glennspurs said:
5m ish is our bid, not for me

A couple of others in the thread seem to know of Glenn's spam source and are hinting it's a good one (unless they're taking the piss of course). Interesting.
 

Spurvert

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Why the fuck would we buy anyone from West Ham?

Green? Tomkins?

Next thing you know Allardyce will be our manager and all our fans will turn into c***s

Fuck sake Daniel (if true, of course! If not I still love you)
 

Riandor

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Good morning fellow SC'ers!

Vertonghen day today, let's hope he comes through unscathed later and we all get to see a Stella performance of our new has/hasn't/is/probably signed CB... For the record I believe he will be announced beginning of next week.

Not that I am itk.... Or am I?


No... I'm not
 

andyp8080

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Good morning fellow SC'ers!

Vertonghen day today, let's hope he comes through unscathed later and we all get to see a Stella performance of our new has/hasn't/is/probably signed CB... For the record I believe he will be announced beginning of next week.

Not that I am itk.... Or am I?


No... I'm not

not too good a performance......just incase someone with stupid money thinks it might be worth gazumping us!!
 

SpurSince57

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Odd one this... from FTL re: Tomkins



A couple of others in the thread seem to know of Glenn's spam source and are hinting it's a good one (unless they're taking the piss of course). Interesting.

Hmmm. FTL's ITKs have posted seriously iffy stuff in the past, so I'm not going to get too excited (or depressed). From what little I know of Tomkins, though, he could possibly slot in as a replacement for Corluka if Charlie's hitting the road, as I'm pretty sure he can cover both RB and CB. This is at least vaguely plausible.
 

greaves

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WPD's Ledders ITK appeared in the Guardian 4 hours later (have just posted it on the front page). Not sure if that means the ITK is confirmed or if WPD works for the Guardian.....:)
Hmm. First appeared in the Guardian around 8pm Friday.
 

gilzeantheking

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Jun 16, 2011
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We were linked with Tompkins last Summer IIRC, and I think the interest was confirmed by someone who posts on here that worked with Tompkins' Dad. (or something like that)
 

bomberH

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Verts to score an OG and get sent off. Our fans to hate him. Expectations to be very low. Verts performs outstandingly all season and becomes captain and future legend. Retires with knee injury in 7 years.
 

sparx100

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Verts to score an OG and get sent off. Our fans to hate him. Expectations to be very low. Verts performs outstandingly all season and becomes captain and future legend. Retires with knee injury in 7 years.
That is a completely accurate reflection of the next 7 years. I can vouch for this.
 

Teddy Klinsmann

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With the luck we've had in recent weeks he's more likely to snap his cruciate ligament after a Terry tackle and never play again.
 

mortev

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Vert will score tonight and guess what he'll wear under the Belgium shirt when he takes it off during celebration?

The Spurs 12/13 shirt ;)
 
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