- Feb 1, 2005
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IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'VE READ THE RULES.
Good morning ITK Freaks!! There was plenty of stuff yesterday, some of it quite lengthy and it'll take ages for me to fetch it, format it and all that so........I won't.There's a couple of snippets in the ITK Read Only but a visit to the ITK Transfer Ticker will make for interesting reading after olderyid on COYS spent some time with Lewis Holtby! There's also a piece from the Schalke Official Site saying Holtby will be leaving them in the summer.
Anyone like Dire Straits?
Here's a version of Sultans of Swing, which i've called Sultans of Rumours...............
SULTANS OF RUMOURS
You get your rumours from this site
And everything's allright but meantime
You hear a rumour so you stop and you hold everything
Eyeteekays are posting rumours double four time
You feel alright when you hear that rumour thing
You log onto SC but you don't see too many faces
Coming in out of the rain to hear the ITK go down
Too much competition too many other places
But not even Twitter can make that sound
Way on SC...... way on SC, it's rumour town
Check out POTL he knows all the latest
He's strictly cryptic he doesn't want to make it a plain thing
And an old laptop is all he can afford
When he gets onto the internet to post his thing
And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the deals
He's got the QPR job he's doing alright
He can play the loan market just like anything
Saving it up for deadline night
With the Sultans........ with the Sultans of Rumours
And a crowd of young twats they're fooling around on Twitter
Drunk and dressed in their best Spurs shirt they are such arseholes
The don't give a damn about any genuine Spurs fan
It ain't the way they like to roll
And the Sultans played Rumours
And then Dan the man he steps right up to the fax machine
And presses send at last just as the deadline bell rings
'Thank you goodnight now it's time to sign him'
And he makes it fast with one more thing
'We are the Sultans of Rumours'