The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - GOING UNDERGROUND 3rd August

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning ITK freaks!

Here's your refreshed thread for the discussion of ITK. Not that it'll be used for that.

*Tunes guitar, backscuttles a groupie and starts to sing, to the tune of Going Underground by The Jam

Some people might say ITK's in a rut,
But I'm quite happy reading what we got
Some people might say ITK should strive for more,
But I'm so happy, such a rumour whore.

Somethings happening here today
They share their info with you boys OK,
I'm so happy and you're so gay
You want more info about who will play

And the Spurs fan gets what Levy wants
But I want nothing this ITK's got

We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Chas & Dave's band play and feet start to pound
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Well let the boys all sing and let Levy shout for tomorrow

Some people don't take their daily pinch of salt
Me, I just down a massive single malt
Some fans might need some tension to relax
Me, I'm too busy dodging between the facts
What you see is what you get
You've read the info, there's not lie in it

You choose your ITK's and place your trust
As their info wears you down and their promises rust
You'll see Llorente replaced by Rasiak

And the Spurs fan wants what the Spurs fan gets
But I don't get what the Spurs fan wants

We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Chas & Dave's band play and feet start to pound
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Well let the boys all sing and let Levy shout for tomorrow

We talk and talk until our heads explode
I logged onto SC and my body froze
The braying sheep on my PC screen
Make this boy shout, make this boy scream!
We're building a new ground! (Building a new ground)

END

*Backscuttles another groupie only to discover it's actually Bill Oddie wearing a large pair of comedy breasts, looks around to see who's realised, shrugs his shoulders, says 'meh' and fires in even harder.

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[daveduvet]

Hope today will be a 'Start' when we get back in the city..... The dreams of children, or not

 

[dirtyh]

morning A&C, genius as always. Found the discussion on dembele interesting last night. Always rated him and think he's potentially a massive player in the right team. I like the fact that rather than just looking for a like for like replacement for lm, we're trying to engineer a more balanced and fluid squad with lots of players who can overlap positions.

 

[andyp8080]

Totally epic A&C!

 

[yozza]

Haha quality!

 

[Bill_Oddie]

*removes comedy breasts with a satisfied smile. Stands up and feels a sticky wetness run down his leg*

Happy Funtime Friday everyone. Here's to feeling more confident.

 

[Hoopspur]

Hope people realise that's entertainment. Tomorow' news of the world.

 

[Norvern Munkey]

made me weller up...sniff!

 

[Yiddo1982]

I notice as soon as JJ says things are getting moving, Akqayid comes out of his hole. Jeepers.

He contradicted himself over Dembele too,with a later tweet saying we are after GK, winger and strikers.

 

[Insomnia]

Best one yet A&C, did you used to write these songs for Hale & Pace

 

[not_tenth-again]

He contradicted himself over Dembele too,with a later tweet saying we are after GK, winger and strikers.

Maybe its a done deal... no more speculation needed. Next targets are..... see above.

 

[beermat]

I notice as soon as JJ says things are getting moving, Akqayid comes out of his hole. Jeepers.

He contradicted himself over Dembele too,with a later tweet saying we are after GK, winger and strikers.

Why would we be after another GK, I thought Lloris was all done?

 

[rawhide]

Why would we be after another GK, I thought Lloris was all done?

Yeah, so is Ade...

 

[Original # 10]

It's Friday. I'm hungover. I'm having a day when I'm more than comfortable with my manhood.

I think we're going to sign someone today

 

[Gbspurs]

Will this Funtime Friday actually provide any fun? Would love to get someone like Dembele in to steady the ship. Ultimately we are still desperate for a forward though and surely there has to be some movement at somepoint soon.

 

[Insomnia]

I think that 'Arrys back/ Fantasy Football advert at the bottom of the page is mocking us & our lack of ITK since the 1 man ITK machine got the boot we've had very little ITK of any substance, and there he is in all his mocking glory

 

[Star_of_Davids]

Haven't seen this posted from lasy night but in response to akqa's
The only fax I know is in N17.... And it working on outgoings 1 to Holland, 1 to the champ and 1 to Spain

I'll have a stab lol Gomes to Holland Bassong to Montpellier (champs) Gio or Bentley to Spain 2/3?

to which akqa replied
ooooohhhhhh Your good. Last one wrong though

I would assume the Spain one is Modric

 

[Pedro]

I think that 'Arrys back/ Fantasy Football advert at the bottom of the page is mocking us & our lack of ITK since the 1 man ITK machine got the boot we've had very little ITK of any substance, and there he is in all his mocking glory

Bit concerning logging onto spurs community and seeing Harry's face next to the words Harry's back! Nearly shat myself.

It's Friday, maybe just maybe things will move today. Realistically if decisions have now been made perhaps more outgoings before incomings? If we are now moving on targets then I'm thinking early next week for incoming announcements after a few days of Levy's hardball negotiations. Is levy back in the uk too?

 

[Breezer]

What's up with you lot... Everyone is obsessed with Aqua!!!!! If you don't like what he's saying then don't read or take it seriously. I come on here every day and without fail people talk about Adiepf... Give it a rest.

 

[Spurger King]

Nice lyrics A&C. No wonder you're a mod.